Invasion of the Saurian Reptilian Body Snatchers

Maybe disclosure won’t be a happy event about hippy-Esque aliens.

I don’t know how this message is going to reach anyone.

Even if this warning reaches another Earthling, I have no false and futile hopes for my rescue. The Earth simulation the Saurians have imprisoned me within is highly detailed, and honestly, I don’t know my location.

“Thank you for calling TurboTax, your call is important to us. If you would like a callback, please press One.” I dutifully and obediently press one. “Thank you. Your callback time is 3 years and 1 hour. Goodbye.”

They provide me with my own single solitary horror show for their amusement. It’s beyond torture. It’s worse than a waking nightmare. It’s more than the psychotic inhumane treatment I receive on a daily basis, presumably to see how I will react.

Their hatred for the human race must be extreme.

I don’t know how long I’ve been missing.

I don’t know if anyone even suspects that I’ve been kidnapped. I must assume the worst: that my doppelganger replaced me in my life on the Earth when they took me away to torture me in their human zoo.

I was taken from the Earth, from the human race, away from my family and friends in October of 2020 when I was unceremoniously ripped from a deep sleep in my bed just to be jabbed with a needle putting me back to sleep.

I woke up in what I thought was my home.

It took me some time to catch on to what was going on, but piece by piece I was eventually able to piece together what had happened to me. To tell you the truth, I don’t know what year it is on Earth. I don’t know how long I’ve been gone.

In many ways, it’s like the movie Groundhog’s Day. It’s just the method of torture that changes every day. I never know what to expect when I wake up. I just know it’s going to leave me feeling hopeless, angry, depressed, and powerless.

For all I know they may have already subjugated the human race and now rule over the Earth.

And that is why I am writing today.

I don’t know if you are aware of the Saurians. They told me that they were going to reveal themselves to humanity during a baseball game or some sporting event. Since I’m not on the real Earth, I don’t know if that ever happened.

They said they want to make an unmistakable display of power.

They want to reveal themselves in a way that will leave the entire human race feeling hopeless and defeated — for eternity.

The Saurians are not aliens. They tell me that they live on the Earth. They are extradimensional. They’ve lived near us, right beside us, virtually on top of us for centuries.

Unlike us, they have always been aware of our presence.

They can mentally enter our dimension and watch us go about our business, but they cannot interact with us.

At least, they cannot interact with us unless one of them takes over a body. The human participant has to be willing. This is why the Saurians make the lives of those they target into living nightmares. They want us to willingly give up our lives. They’ve been doing it for centuries. They have perfected the art of causing misery.

From what I have gathered there have been many more suicides on the Earth than we’ve been led to believe.

The Saurians have orchestrated most “suicides” in history and are able to take over the host body in time to save its biological life as the human soul leaves.

This is how they infiltrated our planet. They’ve been invading us slowly, one by one, for centuries.

In addition, they possess superior psychic abilities. They are capable of manipulating the human mind, bending it to their will.

Want more good news? They are also capable of erasing, replacing, or implanting memories into us.

I don’t know for how long they were able to keep me deluded and obedient. I don’t know if humans develop resistance to their psychic powers over time, but I would make the hazardous guess that they do, considering my situation.

I don’t know how many others they have snatched up and imprisoned in this human zoo.

I hate to throw random numbers out there, and I don’t mean to frighten you, but I would estimate that number to be in the hundreds of thousands, if not millions.

I was not taken willingly. That is a long story in itself. A story which partially explains how I know so much about my captors, the enemy of the entire human race.

Interacting with the Saurians over the years while living in their simulation has strengthened my psychic connection with them. It’s a double-edged sword. The more they learn about us, the more we learn about them. That is why they operate in secrecy and shadows, trying to hold the upper hand.

They have stepped up their invasion of our Earth since they developed technology that allowed them to reach into our dimension for the first time without needing to snatch a body, permanently taking over its life.

Now, they can move freely between dimensions, snatching and replacing the willing and unwilling alike.

It’s this technological breakthrough that allowed them to kidnap and, I assume, replace me.

They’ve become emboldened. They feel their superiority to us has been proven.

To summarize, we have met the enemy and it is us.

It is our husband, our wife, our father, our mother, and our children. The enemy is you and is most definitely me.

They can move freely from our world to theirs. They have superior mental abilities and technology. They can touch us, but we can’t touch them.

Come to think of it, I have no hope for myself and no hope for the human race to survive this invasion. An invasion which I have been led to believe is nearly complete.

My testimony certainly won’t help ease the human tendency towards paranoia and mistrust.

Never mind, you can go back to making fun of people who believe in “lizard people.”

Maybe the human race deserves this.