Introducing Myself to the Illumination Community
An interview with my mirror
I don’t really enjoy talking about myself. I am… what? A person… a man, an English man. A reader. A writer? A linguist. A Leeds United fan. A student, a cynic, a spectator, an introvert…
I don’t really like to be seen. I hide behind the anonymity of a shadowed photo on Twitter. My Medium picture is zoomed out to a suitable distance and Murcia Cathedral looms over me as a distraction.
So, I’m sorry: I didn’t conduct an interview with myself. Instead, I asked my mirror some questions and recorded its responses.
This is my first article in my attempt at Dr Mehmet’s 30-Day Challenge. I have been in the Illumination community for two weeks now so it is arguably too late for an introductory post, but here goes…
Why are you so bad at introductions?
Hello to you too.
Where are you from?
Leeds. A great city in the north of England. Birthplace of Jeremy Paxman, the Kaiser Chiefs, and Neville Longbottom.
Name three things you like.
Reading, writing, and writing about reading.
Name three things you hate.
Pineapple, typos, and naming things.
What’s your greatest achievement to date?
This is going to sound very clichéd, but I think I’ll have to go for the time I kept three mugs balanced on my head for one minute and forty-two seconds.
Why should I follow you?
In this dog-eat-dog world of Medium writing, everyone is shouting to get their message heard. I prefer a quieter approach.
I interact, I engage (my hands are sore from so much clapping), I read a lot more than I write, I want to learn from other writers. And I don’t take myself seriously enough to think I can tell people what they should or shouldn’t do.
What’s the best article you’ve read so far on Medium?
This was pretty monumental by ICO:
I also loved this from Alec Zaffiro:
And what’s the best book you’ve ever read?
Impossible to answer. Ask me that question every day for a year and I’ll give 365 different answers.
So… what’s today’s answer?
The Collector by John Fowles.
Anyone you’d like to thank?
I’d like to thank my parents, my old French teacher, and Joanne Troppello🌻, who gave me my first piece of Medium advice.
How likely are you to complete the Illumination 30-Day Challenge without cheating?
About as likely as I am to go all day without squirting whipped cream into my mouth.
Do you have a website you would like to shamelessly plug?
Yes, I do now you come to mention it. Submissions are open for Issue 1.
Do you prefer cats or dogs?
Cats.
Birds or fish?
It depends.
Magpies or pike?
Magpies.
Larks or clownfish?
Clownfish.
Woodpeckers or blowfish?
Woodpeckers.
Final question: where do you see yourself in ten years’ time?
I’ll still see myself in the same way. By looking in a mirror.
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I hope this has answered all the questions that you definitely weren’t asking about me.
And I’m looking forward to getting to know more people in the Illumination community! Leave a comment below to say hello :)






