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Summary

"Into the Grassy Green" is a humorous and vivid poem by Mark Tulin inspired by a poetry prompt about the color green, depicting the quirks and idiosyncrasies of golfers on a meticulously maintained golf course.

Abstract

The poem "Into the Grassy Green" by Mark Tulin, inspired by Lucy Dan 蛋小姐's poetry prompt on the theme of green, paints a satirical portrait of the golfing world. It describes a golf course as an expansive, hilly fairway resembling a green carpet, where golfers in polo shirts and polished attire engage in the ritualistic game of golf. The poem humorously captures the frustration of players taking the game too seriously, the absurdity of golf etiquette, and the almost religious pursuit of perfection on the course. Tulin illustrates scenes of golfers' struggles, from dealing with distractions to the disappointment of landing in sand traps, and the childlike pleas for a do-over, or "Mulligan." The poem also acknowledges the labor of caddies and the unspoken sacrifices made in the quest to "break par."

Opinions

  • The author seems to view the golf course as a stage for the absurd, where the pursuit of a perfect game becomes comical.
  • There is an underlying critique of the golfing community's obsession with the game's minutiae, such as the importance placed on a single stroke or the condition of the grass.
  • The poem suggests a contrast between the serene, well-kept appearance of the golf course and the emotional turmoil experienced by the players.
  • Tulin appears to empathize with the caddies, highlighting the physical toll the job takes on them, while the golfers remain preoccupied with their own performance.
  • The mention of "sacrificing newborns" is likely hyperbole, emphasizing the extreme lengths golfers might imagine going to in order to improve their game.
  • The poem implies a certain level of futility in the golfers' endeavors, as nature, in the form of a fly or the "grassy rough," can easily undo their efforts.

Into the Grassy Green

Poetry prompt: green

Photo by Obi Onyeador on Unsplash

Green sprawling fairway, like Berber carpet Stretched over a hilly pool table Manicured and given a crew cut Walked on by people in polos Who shoot bogies and birdies Putting balls into little holes Wasting strokes in sand traps Racing electric carts to the Tee Sacrificing newborns to break par Caddies with bad backs lugging golf bags Grown men in Madras shorts crying like babies Saying, “I want a Mulligan. I want a Mulligan” Because a fly distracted their swing on the green Slicing their ball deep into the grassy rough.

Much thanks to Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她)for her poetry prompt.

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Mark Tulin

Poetry
Humor
Satire
Prompt
Green
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