Inspirational Quotes Are Great Satire Material

Turning Inspirational into Terrible

Quote swaps are the best. Am I right? Especially when we take sweet, innocent little cliches and turn them into terribly funny statements.

The best of quotes and the worst of quotes

1. You have to look through the rain to see the r̶a̶i̶n̶b̶o̶w̶ tornado.
2. Sing like n̶o̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶your embarrassed teen is listening.
3. Keep calm and c̶a̶r̶r̶y̶ ̶o̶n̶ plan your revenge silently.
4. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll l̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶m̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶r̶s̶ probably hit someone.
5. You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you f̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶p̶r̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶ get some sort of disease, what is wrong with you people?!
6. Your missed plane flight E̶v̶e̶r̶y̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ happens for a reason.
7. If life gives you lemons, m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶l̶e̶m̶o̶n̶a̶d̶e̶ freeze them and throw them at your enemies.
8. Eat every cookie L̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶a̶y̶ like it’s your last.
9. You’ll find your keys l̶o̶v̶e̶ when you stop looking.
10. You miss 100% of the shots y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶’̶t̶ ̶t̶a̶k̶e̶ because you’re a terrible marksman.

Resource: Best Cliche Quotes that Are Overused for A Reason

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Do you have any great headline swaps?

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