Insects Galore
Inspired Limericks

There was once an ant called Phil By temperament he was quite tranquil One day Phil caught a fever He needed a fast reliever So, Phil was put to bed with some Nyquil
Charlotte was the mafia queen of Village Spider She rarely gave a raise, was quite the miser Her employees were filled with hate They didn’t feel the slightest distaste When Charlotte was gobbled up by a cat called Schneider
There was once a child who hated crickets Seeing them, she would run into thickets One day behind her there was a creak The child jumped high with a shriek And she ran to the fence to get some pickets
And thus was the end of those crickets. And the spider. Phil’s still with us though, fully recovered from his fever.
Paroma Sen 2021
These limericks are dedicated to: James G Brennan for inspiring the limerick on ants Eli Snow for inspiring the limerick on crickets And my cat for inspiring the limerick on spiders
The limericks are a response to Literary Impulse’s prompt by Somsubhra Banerjee: