Insects Don’t Appreciate Poetry
Poetry
Tucking onto a picnic table, I open a book of poetry.
And, placing the book face down on the table I begin to write some poetry for myself.
It’s the kind I'm most fond of, the kind that effortlessly oozes out of my fingertips
It’s times like this that I wish I could just… write… faster… so that the words manifesting on the page could rival the speed of my incoming thoughts.
By and by, Insects appear.
little green ones with minuscule black dots for eyes march from right to left, under my nose, across my picnic table.
They soon discover my elbows and collectively agree to traverse my hairy Irish-Italian arms and legs.
A journey across the epidermis to test my patience.
There are now at least six of this kind promenading my skin at a single time.
Defying gravity as they patiently crawl upside down, in whichever direction the paths of my limbs take them.
One of them has made it to my t-shirt — congratulations! But where are you going?
Perhaps it’s some sort of contest — the last fellow to cease crawling or the first to be banished by my gargantuan sausage fingers wins!
I refuse to remove them by force — they could be counting their steps, and God knows they’ll make themselves miserable if they don’t reach 10,000.
Besides, I am becoming quite fond of feeling thirty-eight legs on my body at a single time.
And so I try to distract them by other means — I recite my poetry to them, the audience, galumphing on the venue of my corpse.
None can understand my words but surely they can feel it pulsating the venue — oscillating waves of sound through my body.
No one stops to feel — no discerning, microsecond pause. I convince myself that some have even accelerated — their crawl becoming a relative walk.
Hypnotized by your steps I see?
I continue to write and ignore the dozens of nerves telling my brain that something strange is happening.
A Gnat attempts to spelunk my ear canal. Ants step over my shoes.
At this point I finally realize that Insects have no conception of personal space.
An unrelated Spider the size of a penny races with the pace of an impatient Wall Street stockbroker across my thigh.
A lone Fly nibbles at my ankles while a prudent Ladybug looks on from some far-off precipice. At least they haven’t yet invited the Mosquitos.
Me and my Insects puffing the same air
All the while I continue to write this…
It’s actually quite meditative; you should try it sometime.
Getting massaged by these little nodes of life — and I, their grateful benefactor. Thanks for this absurd expansion of my range of comfort.
I feel like a novice Saint Francis of Assisi, with Insects and Spiders having taken the place of Mammals and Birds, persistently multiplying.
Putting down my writing and picking up my book I continue to read.
Thank you for reading! © Daniel Barry, 2021
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