22 Ways to Feel Better in 2022
May you live in uninteresting times

I may sound like a typical millennial, but I think everyone who survived 2021 deserves a participation award.
We’ve just been through a pandemic, cut off from our loved ones in a way unique to human history, and we’ve survived. Yet the vast majority of new year’s content treats humans like iPhones — something in need of an upgrade every six months.
To be honest, I’ve seen enough Hollywood plastic surgery to know that constant tinkering rarely results in anything better.
There’s a rush to create resolutions in January, but with 45% of us failing to keep our resolutions by February, it seems destructive to want to change ourselves dramatically purely because the earth has completed another loop around the sun.
That being said, I may or may not have come to this realisation after signing up for a Yoga challenge on the 29th December. To paraphrase Socrates know thyself, especially when confronted with the opportunity for new year’s resolutions and online shopping.
Instead of making my mistakes, in the spirit of 2022 here is a list of 22 inexpensive things to do rather than commit yourself halfheartedly to unneeded (and sometimes expensive) self-improvement:
- Put on your favourite song and dance to it
- Get absorbed in a game you enjoy
- Stay in bed without shame
- Watch trash tv with popcorn
- Read the most enjoyable kind of book — one English teachers would immediately dismiss
- Wear your favourite clothes, take pictures, then put your pyjamas back on and snuggle up in bed
- Book a trip somewhere, it could be the local park or Laos, and give yourself something to look forward to
- Sort out your finances, especially if it scares you
- Try and return unwanted Christmas gifts in the 28 day window
- Water your plants
- Depending on the success of the previous step, maybe buy some new plants
- Pet a dog, especially if you’re having a bad day
- Stroke a cat — if it lets you interrupt its busy schedule
- Draw something
- Cook something you’ve wanted to try
- If it goes wrong, happily order takeaway
- Watch Stanley Tucci’s Negroni video and have a delicious cocktail
- Call a friend
- If they don’t like calls, send them a text to let them know you’re thinking of them
- Complain wholeheartedly about what really annoys you
- Hug someone — you never know when you’ll get the opportunity again
- Smile — nothing annoys people more
If we only get roughly 4000 weeks on this earth it seems futile to waste them in self-flagellation. In my experience, the people most in need of personal reflection never engage in it, yet talented people are held back by wishing they were someone better. At this moment, there seems to be a lot of literature around “fixing” individuals when time would be better spent interrogating the motives of the people trying to make them feel inadequate.
To conclude, when society is wrong sometimes the best life advice comes from the world’s favourite truant. Ferris Bueller said “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” We only get one opportunity, that we know of, to be on earth for an unknown duration. If you absolutely must make a resolution, resolve to stop trying to be better when there was nothing wrong with you in the first place.
