Improvising Through The Apocalypse
When all the adults have left the room

You were five and I was three.
I could tell by the way you charged in front of me that you had your big girl pants on.
Let’s take NEW YORK!
Let’s take what?
NEW YORK, CARLO!
But we’re in New Zealand.
Don’t be such a baby!
It’s true. I was 3 going on 4. It was time to face up to challenges.
The world’s burning up and we don’t have a lot of time to live.
She sounded like she knew what she was talking about.
We’ll all be dead soon. What will you tell everyone you achieved — that you fumbled around in your kid pants attempting to take New Zealand?
I had no comeback.
HURRY UP!
Why will we be dead?
Because of fucking climate change, genius!
Dad said not to swear.
Mom swears and she’s the one who wears the fucking pants!
She got me there.
Get your fucking thumb out of your mouth, Carlo, and let’s paint this city red!
City? Red?
NEW YORK!
Oh.
How did I get stuck with you?
That’s the million-dollar question.
WHAT?
Nevermind.
A police officer came up to us.
Are you lost, little girl?
Are YOU fucking lost, Officer? I’ll bet you still drive around your gas guzzler patrolling the streets like it’s 1950! See any irony?
That’s no way to talk to your…
My what? My wise elder who couldn’t be bothered to lift a fucking pinky finger to slow down the Big Melt?
Where are your Mom and Dad?
I’ve been asking that question since the day I was born. Where are all the adults in the room? WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?
You’ve got a mouth on you, young lady. Now come with me.
Let me see your badge first. You look like a predator.
As the officer fumbled in his pocket for his badge, my big sis took my hand and bolted through crowded, imaginary New York City.

© Carlo Zeno 2023
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