Imagine Standing on Stage After Giving a Speech & Only Getting One Clap
If you wouldn’t appreciate receiving the single-handed slapper, save your clap for a rainy day

Standing up front and above thousands of listeners, you just delivered your most engaging, deepest heartfelt verbal presentation yet.
You close the speech in anticipation, with your whole body full of gratitude for the crowd that showed up to hear your masterpiece.
Your breath just uttered the closing words “Thank You” as you take your bow, cheeks are tight from smiling an ear-to-ear grin. Pausing for a second, you return to an erect stance with excitement in your lungs, ready for the practiced ending response you’ve been rehearsing just for this moment…
And… And… AND…
A SINGLE clap cracks the air with a devastating blow to your momentarily inflated ego, completely deflating the wind from your sales as you stand there in painful silence.
You can feel the heated tips fill your face with stabbing pins on this invisible dartboard that’s painted all over your sinking posture.
Two slow steps backward, a swift pivot on the ball of your left foot, swiftly followed by a jolt off the stage in bitter defeat.
Seriously… One clap!

When I first started on this platform, it took a few days of endless reading and a sincere desire to learn everything I could to fit into this community with open arms.
Now,… I will admit that during the first day or two of getting my feet wet with the new lingo and ways of the Medium world, I sadly gave a few fellow pen folk a lonely single crack of the wrist whip but very quickly realized that it was more of an insult than just not clapping at all.

I believe subconsciously I was comparing the “like” button on FB or the “heart” icon on IG as the guide for this newly discovered way of showing appreciation.

What did I do from that moment forward, you might ask?…
Well, a hip hip ho hearty thank you for asking that there inquiring question, that I would have answered without the invite. (Smiley face Obi-Wan emoji)
I made a promise to myself and everyone that is within the sound of my clacking keyboard that I would never ever give anyone a one-eyed jack slap as long as I have breath left in my precious little twin oxy-bags.
So, I came up with an unofficial chart for how many claps I would give someone for engaging with any part of my presence here in The Medium-Ville.
The chart is as follows:
- 0 to 9 claps = I don’t even bother!
For comments;
- 10 claps = The minimum amount for those responding in the comments as a courtesy for taking the time to show me some letter love.
- 20 claps = The minimum amount for those responding in the comments that obviously went out of their way to choose words beyond the run-of-the-mill comments.
For Articles;
- 30 claps = The minimum amount for any written article that I find to be, at least, interesting and you can tell the author poured some imported olive oil on that one.
- 40 claps = The minimum amount for an article I have highlighted one or more words or sentences in that I can use as a takeaway to increase my smarts.
- 50 claps = The minimum and by default, the maximum amount for an article that has moved my knowledge box up a notch, inspired me to take some notes, or just plain tickled my innards with their over-the-top creative sentence feathers and made me laugh out loud.
These are the absolute minimums I am sticking to and encourage everyone else to either follow suit or make their own mini clap chart.
But please, don’t even bother to give anyone anything less than 10 claps minimum on a comment or 30 claps minimum on an article you choose to clap on.
- For one, it doesn’t cost you anything but a few seconds of your time,
- And two, it’s an excellent way to show other writers in this community some much-needed love and appreciation for giving you the gift of their world, made open to you for the taking.

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