I’m not paying my water bill — it’s minus 16 degrees F in Iowa this sunny Sunday morning!

The snow has stopped. It is impossible to know how much we got. Have a giggle, we got is Iowa poor folk speak. A London friend said the teacher would swat a student’s hand if they used got.
“How much we get?” asked farmer Bill, as he snuffed his stogie.
“Doh no, hard ta tell with the wind blowen. I got drifts to the timbers on the south side.” replied ole’ Willabe.
I heard tell it was those that came to Iowa from the south.
I walk four blocks to pay my bill which is due on Monday.
40 below zero wind chill right now and colder tomorrow — I’m staying in the house!
It will cost me a $30 late fee. Fair enough.