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Pox.Well, I’ve done my research.Pox News Networks and all the websites I checked said the latest “virus” is due to 5G phone networks AND the wild proliferation of kosher delis fast replacing all the good ol’ American burger joints. An evil cabal headed by Bill Gates, Spanky McNasty and a group teleported here from Pluto on a Jewish space laser is behind the whole thing.I’ve heard a mandatory Monkey Pox vaccine rollout is next.Here’s the top ten reasons I’ll never get that jab.In other words, I’ll take it when monkeys fly out of my butt.1️⃣ You’ve heard “Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle” right? Oh no I won’t!2️⃣ Only monkeys get Monkey Pox. You can tell from the name.3️⃣ My good bu

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ddy Bubba got Monkey Pox once and the only thing that happened to him is he now throws his poo around the living room.4️⃣ Even if I get Monkey Pox, a steady diet of banana-flavored Ivermectin will cure it.5️⃣ Monkeys are cute, so how bad can it be?6️⃣ My mom used to call me a “little monkey” and I turned out OK.7️⃣ Doctors go to Medical School, not monkey school, so what do they know?8️⃣ Monkey see, monkey do, but not me.9️⃣ I don’t want to end up with monkey mind.🔟 I’m just like those “see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil” dudes. It’s how I was raised.Besides I like being covered in pustules and that’s my right.And don’t you dare call me “curious” George.</article></body>

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I’m No Chimp You Chump! I’m Already Planning to Refuse the Monkey Pox Vaccine

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Nobody is gonna force their DNA-changing dumb monkey vax on me!

The libtards already have another fake news story going. They claim Monkey Pox is related to Small Pox. They’re also claiming they have a vax that’ll protect us from Monkey Pox.

Well, I’ve done my research.

Pox News Networks and all the websites I checked said the latest “virus” is due to 5G phone networks AND the wild proliferation of kosher delis fast replacing all the good ol’ American burger joints. An evil cabal headed by Bill Gates, Spanky McNasty and a group teleported here from Pluto on a Jewish space laser is behind the whole thing.

I’ve heard a mandatory Monkey Pox vaccine rollout is next.

Here’s the top ten reasons I’ll never get that jab.

In other words, I’ll take it when monkeys fly out of my butt.

1️⃣ You’ve heard “Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle” right? Oh no I won’t!

2️⃣ Only monkeys get Monkey Pox. You can tell from the name.

3️⃣ My good buddy Bubba got Monkey Pox once and the only thing that happened to him is he now throws his poo around the living room.

4️⃣ Even if I get Monkey Pox, a steady diet of banana-flavored Ivermectin will cure it.

5️⃣ Monkeys are cute, so how bad can it be?

6️⃣ My mom used to call me a “little monkey” and I turned out OK.

7️⃣ Doctors go to Medical School, not monkey school, so what do they know?

8️⃣ Monkey see, monkey do, but not me.

9️⃣ I don’t want to end up with monkey mind.

🔟 I’m just like those “see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil” dudes. It’s how I was raised.

Besides I like being covered in pustules and that’s my right.

And don’t you dare call me “curious” George.