I’m A Brand!
So are you
Once I thought I was a writer I didn’t understand Being human’s so old school I need to be a brand
Brands aren’t just for business now They’re for people too Don’t worry if you don’t know how We’ll sell you what to do
Start with an ocean of self-promotion Add a trilogy of FOLLOW ME A battering ram of sign up for spam And a newsletter that’s FREE
Don’t worry about writing That’s just a little bait Use it to get them signed up Just tell them that it’s great
Everything you do now Must be to sell yourself Use social media If you want to gain some wealth
Be on Twitter, on Facebook Put selfies on Instagram Sure, it takes a lot of time But it’s all part of the scam
Hammer home this message: You must follow me If you want the good stuff Only followers can see
It’s eighty percent marketing And twenty percent talent You have to sell, sell, sell, sell, sell If you want to make your rent
Don’t worry if you don’t like it Most advice is strange In another year or two All the rules will change
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