I’ll Read Yours if You’ll Read Mine
Shameless tit-for-tat solicitation: adopt an orphaned story
Do you have any published gems that meet one or more of these criteria?
- The reason there are no claps is that the system won’t let you clap for yourself — dammit!
- You waxed eloquent in the otherwise-vacant comments section in an ironically pathetic attempt to disguise the lack of readership — DUH: nobody’s reading!
- Not even our graciously indiscriminate highlight-wielder has deigned to deface its pristinity with his virtual Perlescent pen.
Let’s make a deal, lest our collective brilliance be consigned to obscurity.
I pledge to reciprocate by reading a piece of your choice if you include the link in response to one of my twisted tidbits below.






