If Your Character’s Looks Don’t Push the Plot, Don’t Describe Them
It gets my goat, and he’s growing surly.
One thing I find both fascinating and dismaying is the endless effort some authors put into the descriptions of the characters they write.
“Her sturdy frame, skin as alabaster and rose-red lips pouting furiously, strode through the doorway. Her hair, dappled with the morning dew of the ivy she passed on her way in, swayed in the air…”
Written on the fly, that one isn’t too shabby compared to some of the ways people describe the looks and bodies of the inhabitants of their creations.
Some authors go out of their way to dedicate hundreds of words into the swaying breasts, the size of their calves and posteriors, and every other body part imaginable. They do all of that while avoiding actually getting to the plot.
And don’t get me started on the “pouting breasts” and other nonsense along those lines. Breasts don’t pout, dude. Sure, they sway. They jiggle. They might even bounce jauntily. What they are not are creatures with emotions.
You know, like your character is supposed to be?
Of course, then there’s the endless amounts of authors who dedicate pages to describing people of any color other than white with every food product they can get their minds into.
Again, without actually going into the plot of the story they’re trying to convey.
This kind of thing really gets my goat, my friends. My goat wants to be left alone. He gets grumpy.
Humans have this wild ability to fill in the gaps when information is missing. It’s pretty amazing, really.
If you give your readers just enough information to run with, their brains will form the figures in the imagination. This allows them to have a more visceral read, becoming an experiencer of the story rather than just telling them what’s happening.
Instead of describing everything to them, why not allow them to become a part of the narrative themselves?
Let them have the experience of the “theater of the mind.” Your stories will be better off for it.
If your character is a blonde bombshell whose breasts are like wild deer running through a forest, that’s fine. If it’s not essential to the plot that the reader knows that about her, don’t bother telling them.
It’s wasted space, an excess of words, and takes them out of the incredible story you should give them.
In the end, it’s doing the reader a disservice.
In another example, though, if he has a scar on his cheek, and there’s something about that scar critical to the plot, tell us all about it. Did he get it from the guy who’s holding the gun to his head at this moment? That would add something to the tension.
But if he got it because he was chasing some girl on the playground when he was ten, and it does nothing for the movement of his current experience, it doesn’t do us any good to know.
Tell us your stories. We want them. We crave them. You have the desire to get it out for a reason.
Just don’t give us the extraneous things which do little to push the story forward. It’s a waste of our time, and yours.
And, again, for the love of my goat Bob and all that is unholy, please stop describing people as if they’re food.
That’s just senseless. It makes my goat hungry, and he’s already eaten everything.
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