If Trump Was a Spokesperson for Medium: Curation and Earnings
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President Donald Trump is known for his ability to talk himself out of anything, even if everyone around knows what he’s saying is incorrect. The Internet has a lot of fun, commenting on what he said and mimicking his behavior.
Imagine trump as a spokesperson for Medium. How would that look like? How would he respond to the writers’ complaints and requests?
Trump Responding to Writers’ Curation Complaints:
- There is no problem with curation.
- We don’t hear any complaints about curators.
- I was aware of the curation problem before anyone else in the company.
- Nobody knows the curation procedure better than me.
- The HR Department screwed up when hiring curators.
- No one mentioned the curation problem.
- We cannot let curators curate articles.
- HR is spreading fake news about Medium curators.
- We have to sacrifice a few curators and fire them.
- I’m the best spokesperson.
Trump Responding to Writers’ Earning Complaints:
- There are no issues with Medium’s Partner Program.
- The writers are not complaining about their earnings.
- I was the very first person who brought up the earnings reduction complaints.
- No one navigates around the Partner Program better than me.
- The Accounting Department messed up writers’ payouts.
- Nobody brought up the problem with earnings.
- We cannot allow the Accounting team to set terms for the Partner Program.
- The accountants are spreading rumors about Medium’s writers.
- We need to let go of a few accountants.
- I’m the best spokesperson.
