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ow would he respond to the writers’ complaints and requests?</p><h1 id="0ae7">Trump Responding to Writers’ Curation Complaints:</h1><ul><li>There is no problem with curation.</li><li>We don’t hear any complaints about curators.</li><li>I was aware of the curation problem before anyone else in the company.</li><li>Nobody knows the curation procedure better than me.</li><li>The HR Department screwed up when hiring curators.</li><li>No one mentioned the curation problem.</li><li>We cannot let curators curate articles.</li><li>HR is spreading fake news about Medium curators.</li><li>We have to sacrifice a few curators and fire them.</li><li>I’m the best spokesperson.</li></ul><h1 id="93d9">Trum

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p Responding to Writers’ Earning Complaints:</h1><ul><li>There are no issues with Medium’s Partner Program.</li><li>The writers are not complaining about their earnings.</li><li>I was the very first person who brought up the earnings reduction complaints.</li><li>No one navigates around the Partner Program better than me.</li><li>The Accounting Department messed up writers’ payouts.</li><li>Nobody brought up the problem with earnings.</li><li>We cannot allow the Accounting team to set terms for the Partner Program.</li><li>The accountants are spreading rumors about Medium’s writers.</li><li>We need to let go of a few accountants.</li><li>I’m the best spokesperson.</li></ul></article></body>

If Trump Was a Spokesperson for Medium: Curation and Earnings

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President Donald Trump is known for his ability to talk himself out of anything, even if everyone around knows what he’s saying is incorrect. The Internet has a lot of fun, commenting on what he said and mimicking his behavior.

Imagine trump as a spokesperson for Medium. How would that look like? How would he respond to the writers’ complaints and requests?

Trump Responding to Writers’ Curation Complaints:

  • There is no problem with curation.
  • We don’t hear any complaints about curators.
  • I was aware of the curation problem before anyone else in the company.
  • Nobody knows the curation procedure better than me.
  • The HR Department screwed up when hiring curators.
  • No one mentioned the curation problem.
  • We cannot let curators curate articles.
  • HR is spreading fake news about Medium curators.
  • We have to sacrifice a few curators and fire them.
  • I’m the best spokesperson.

Trump Responding to Writers’ Earning Complaints:

  • There are no issues with Medium’s Partner Program.
  • The writers are not complaining about their earnings.
  • I was the very first person who brought up the earnings reduction complaints.
  • No one navigates around the Partner Program better than me.
  • The Accounting Department messed up writers’ payouts.
  • Nobody brought up the problem with earnings.
  • We cannot allow the Accounting team to set terms for the Partner Program.
  • The accountants are spreading rumors about Medium’s writers.
  • We need to let go of a few accountants.
  • I’m the best spokesperson.
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