If Mom and I Shared an Office
I have recently seen a video about a guy working at the same company with his mom. This thing made me imagine how it would be… if I and my demon mom shared an office.
I struggled and imagined a bunch of constant quarrels between me and my mom, right at the office, in front of everybody.
Are you ready for some fun?
#1 The phone problem
Mom: You are talking too much on that god damn phone!!!
Me: Yes, mom, I know. I work at a god damn call center. What did you imagine I do all day? Watch The Young and the Restless?
Mom: Don’t you dare talk like that about Victor!!!
Me: But I didn’t…
Mom: Don’t say a word, mister…
#2 The no breaks issue
Mom: Why don’t you take a break? Poor you, working your ass off for crappy money…
Me: I can’t take breaks when I want, mom! We are in the middle of a sales campaign.
Mom: I will talk to the boss! They cannot treat my baby like that…
Me: Mom, at work I am not your baby!!! The entire team is here, with us in the room…
#3 The junk food issue
Mom: You are eating french fries again?!
Me: Mom, leave me alone.
Mom: Why didn’t you tell me? I could have cooked you something healthy. Only fat losers eat french fries…
Me: Mom, everybody here eats french fries. Did you see Mathew moving at another table? You make me feel embarrassed in front of my friends…
#4 The messy desk issue
Mom: I have cleaned up your desk a little. It looks like a mess.
Me: Mom, where are my headphones? And my work phone? I cannot find anything anymore!!
Mom: It’s not my fault that you keep the desk in such a mess…
#5 The food from home issue
Mom: Cancel your food order, mommy made you a peanut butter sandwich and a big salad. Who’s my little boy?
Me: Mooooom! You are embarrassing me! Just stop!
Mom: But I love you and care for you!
Me: Moooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!
#6 The work from home issue
Me: Mom, I am on the phoooooooone! Can’t you be quiet?
Mom: No! I have to take care of the house!
Me: Can’t you use the vacuum cleaner after I finish my calls?
Mom: No, your room is a mess!
Me: You will get me fired!
Mom: You have a crappy job anyway!
#7 The late again issue
Mom: You are late again, seriously?
Me: Leave me alone, mom. You are not my boss!
Mom: No, but I am your mother! What will the guys say about you? That you played computer games at night and did not wake up in time?
Me: Moooom, I told everybody I felt sick in the morning!
Mom: Yes! Sick from the video games.
Just imagining this scenario made me happy that I and my mother don’t work together. We are not living in the same city! But this is a God-given gift, I think.
