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xciting because we haven’t even met yet).</p><p id="2810">In the meantime, I have been thinking that quiz-originator would be an awesome job title to have! It sounds so much better than Real Estate Agent. So, I wrote and submitted to Buzzfeed a sample of quizzes I came up with to put up when I take over. I’ve listed them for your constructive criticism. Please note, I don’t appreciate regular criticism.</p><p id="bf93">Buzzfeed Spy — Don’t even think about plagiarizing my content!</p><ol><li>Take this quiz to find out if you are as dumb as you look.</li><li>Which STD matches your personality?</li><li>Which prescription medication to you look like? (Valtrex is always the answer.)</li><li>Take this quiz to find out if you like carrots? (This one is for the kids. No more trying vegetables!)</li><li>Which Jonas Brother do you smell like?</li></ol><figure id="68d8"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*[email protected]"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="e947">In addition to these quizzes, I have an abyss of untapped quizzes inside of me just waiting to be let loose upon the internet.</p><p id="e66a">Lastly, don’t worry about me being rich and famous. I won’t forget who

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If I Was In Charge At Buzzfeed

It’s not if, it’s when.

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Everyone in the world, or at least the United States, has heard about or done the quizzes on Buzzfeed and Facebook. The online quizzes that tell you what kind of pizza you are or who you were in a former lifetime. I’m sure the answers are based solely upon your name and an extremely complicated algorithm. However they do it, it seems I have a lifetime of craziness ahead of me! I’m so glad I found all this out now while my life is a pot of bulls&*t.

I took my first one a couple of weeks ago and now I am hooked. I have updated my resume to include that I am the color red, I was Abraham Lincoln in my last life and I will have twins with Will Ferrell within the next five years. (Apparently, my next few years will be crazy exciting because we haven’t even met yet).

In the meantime, I have been thinking that quiz-originator would be an awesome job title to have! It sounds so much better than Real Estate Agent. So, I wrote and submitted to Buzzfeed a sample of quizzes I came up with to put up when I take over. I’ve listed them for your constructive criticism. Please note, I don’t appreciate regular criticism.

Buzzfeed Spy — Don’t even think about plagiarizing my content!

  1. Take this quiz to find out if you are as dumb as you look.
  2. Which STD matches your personality?
  3. Which prescription medication to you look like? (Valtrex is always the answer.)
  4. Take this quiz to find out if you like carrots? (This one is for the kids. No more trying vegetables!)
  5. Which Jonas Brother do you smell like?

In addition to these quizzes, I have an abyss of untapped quizzes inside of me just waiting to be let loose upon the internet.

Lastly, don’t worry about me being rich and famous. I won’t forget who I am or where I came from. I’ve heard being rich causes amnesia or something similar.

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