If I Was a Tarot Card Reader

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like you know that you’re not alone! That’s worth a few dollars, no? Yes? Lovely!</p><p id="a9ff"><b>Being a cunning Tarot Card Reader</b></p><p id="8651">This is where I begin to manipulate you.</p><p id="f05c">Dear Reader,</p><p id="8f22">I read your queries in my mailbox. You are genuinely a smart and beautiful man. I can understand your wife eloped with someone else, but I am way too young for you. Ah! I am 34 and you are 53, it’s not going to work out between us, or else I would have considered you. I saw your pictures too. I stalked you on Facebook. Man, you look hot. I wish any of my three husbands were somewhat near to you in hotness. They were not and they all snorted in the bed like a big pig. If you are still not feeling encouraged, I must tell you something: You need to date someone as hot as you are. Yeah! Looks matter. You saw my picture. I know you are a notorious man. But as I said I am not interested in you, but I can surely recommend you to a group where you could find your bliss. Good luck!</p><p id="c3e5"><b>Being a fake empathetic Tarot Card Reader</b></p><p id="0dc8">My manipulation knows no bounds. I am loving it. Thank you, God, for this job.</p><p id="b12d">Dear Reader,</p><p id="3320">Buckle up! I know you have lost your dog. You miss him and feel like committing suicide. But our life doesn’t end whenever someone dies. Do you know what I mean? I have lost 10 dogs in a period of a good 15 years. They all were my best friends but then I got cats too. They never died. Maybe my cats did some sort of witchcraft on my dogs so that they died. I am hurt. I can feel your pain. We are sailing in the same boat of misery. Okay! I got this gift card the other day and I can share it with you. It will help you in adopting a new pet. Please keep the name ‘Rouble”, that’s what I used to call my first dog. I am a bit cynical as you already know by now. But I wish you all the best. Your dog is my dog. Remember that always. If you want me to feel more of your pain, here is my number. Dial it and feel better instantly by paying three dollars per

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I would tell you how fucked up you are

In 2017, I came across a website with the name Eva Tarot and I was curious enough to dive in and see what the future holds for me. I never knew that I would then start to receive free tarot card readings on alternate days. Some of the readings I discovered were true up to an extent but the rest of them were completely misleading.

I come from a background where I put all my trust in the Almighty. There is no other truth than God to me.

The chain of newsletters from Eva hasn’t stopped and I still read them as comic relief only. I was wondering while chatting with a close friend today what life would be like if I had become a tarot card reader. I wouldn’t have been loved by many of you and I tell you the reasons why below:

Being an authentic Tarot Card Reader

I would be telling you exactly what you suspected, but never really wanted to hear. My readings would be something like this:

Dear Reader,

I know you are genuinely fucked up. But who isn’t fucked up? I am too. Oh yeah, it is normal, trust me. But listen to me, I am not going to tell you something that you already don’t know about yourself. Okay, I get it. That fucking bastard left you again. Oh, lady! Poor you! This is what you wanted me to say? Well, get fucking hold of yourself. There are plenty of sharks in the sea. That’s all he was: A damned shark. Life is not going to end my lady. It has just begun. If you want more courage, know that I have been betrayed four times. That’s one of the reasons I became a tarot card reader. To help others like you know that you’re not alone! That’s worth a few dollars, no? Yes? Lovely!

Being a cunning Tarot Card Reader

This is where I begin to manipulate you.

Dear Reader,

I read your queries in my mailbox. You are genuinely a smart and beautiful man. I can understand your wife eloped with someone else, but I am way too young for you. Ah! I am 34 and you are 53, it’s not going to work out between us, or else I would have considered you. I saw your pictures too. I stalked you on Facebook. Man, you look hot. I wish any of my three husbands were somewhat near to you in hotness. They were not and they all snorted in the bed like a big pig. If you are still not feeling encouraged, I must tell you something: You need to date someone as hot as you are. Yeah! Looks matter. You saw my picture. I know you are a notorious man. But as I said I am not interested in you, but I can surely recommend you to a group where you could find your bliss. Good luck!

Being a fake empathetic Tarot Card Reader

My manipulation knows no bounds. I am loving it. Thank you, God, for this job.

Dear Reader,

Buckle up! I know you have lost your dog. You miss him and feel like committing suicide. But our life doesn’t end whenever someone dies. Do you know what I mean? I have lost 10 dogs in a period of a good 15 years. They all were my best friends but then I got cats too. They never died. Maybe my cats did some sort of witchcraft on my dogs so that they died. I am hurt. I can feel your pain. We are sailing in the same boat of misery. Okay! I got this gift card the other day and I can share it with you. It will help you in adopting a new pet. Please keep the name ‘Rouble”, that’s what I used to call my first dog. I am a bit cynical as you already know by now. But I wish you all the best. Your dog is my dog. Remember that always. If you want me to feel more of your pain, here is my number. Dial it and feel better instantly by paying three dollars per minute. Thank you!

Thank you for reading this. I hope my words make you laugh.