
If I Received $500, What Would I Spend it On?
“Hi,” a sweet voice came from behind.
“Oh, Hello! What can I do for you?” I responded.
“My name is Lucy. I run a publication called The Brain Is A Noodle. I am doing a random survey. What would you do if you do if you get $500? Like, from nowhere.”
“I see! How much you say?”
“$500.”
“Well, let’s see. I will call Miley Cyrus, ask her to pack her bags, pick her up from her mansion in L.A., flow her down to Maldives, book one of those gorgeous cottages, swim in the blue ocean, have the most expensive wine, eat the most exquisite food and spend the most amazing week of my life.”
“You will do all that. In $500?!”
“Yeah, I will.”
“You’ve got to be kidding me.”
“Who started the joke?”






