If Gordon Ramsay Took Over ‘Tidying Up’

Marie Kondo is out sick so Gordon steps in

Alright, you donkeys — let’s get to it. This place is a pig sty, make no mistake. But I’m going to whip you into shape, faster than you can say, ‘Bobs yer uncle!’

I can’t remember the last time I saw such a useless load of crap piled all in one place, but Marie says I’m not supposed to act horrified. I’ve got to show respect for both you lot and the house. Right now I mostly have pity for this house and I’m not sure I can muster any actual respect for you, but I will try. Bloody hell! What a nightmare!

Alright, let’s get started. I’m looking for someone to take control of this disgusting, embarrassing mess. He’s dreaming, she doesn’t seem to give a fuck and he’s just running around like a toilet brush. Who is going to take the lead here? Great! Let’s give a fucking round of applause to the captain who hit an iceberg with the Titanic!

Honestly, I don’t know how Marie can stomach this week after week. That woman is a bloody angel!

*Some dialogue excerpted directly from actual video clips of Gordon Ramsey