🧠 If Brains Are Noodles, Is Noodling Fishing For Brains and Not Catfish?🐈🐟
An October 2021 interview with The Brain is a Noodle

Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她) writes up engaging writer interview questions monthly. I’d love to read answers from Rob Janicke, Rachel Presser, and Smillew Rahcuef if you’re so inclined.
[1] Does writing energize or exhaust you?
The window before writing is usually exhausting. I’m a procrastinator. I want to take a nap or play candy crush or promote or tweet. I wasn’t going to write anything today because I didn’t have the energy worked up even though I wanted to work up the energy. Lucy’s interview questions SAVED THE DAY!
Fun fact: I answered these questions from bottom to top and the more I answered the more energy I acquired. So like the majority of writers I’ve read so far who answered this, the answer is BOTH.
Connecting with others is what I love the most about writing. Does that make me a selfish writer? Some readers/writers I’ve become smitten with are Rob Janicke (if you ever have a chance to video chat with him, beware, his eyes flirt even when he isn’t —I bet that sparkle got you in all kinds of trouble when you were a young cat, Rob. Also, please check your Slack messages. No, I’m not flirting with you there), Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她) and Rachel Presser, both in reading their work and shooting the shit on Twitter, and Alex Cooper (just go check him out).

[2] What is one food that represents the country you are currently in?
Does the United States have any food that’s actually original? I dunno. Hmm. I like American-style pizza, but I can’t eat it. WAH! Are burgers an American thing? I love Tulsa, Oklahoma’s R-Bar burgers so much I wrote a Newsbreak article about them. Is there a food that solidly reps the U.S.? Paul Combs, please let us know in the comments.
[3] What type of friend would you like to be?
The type of friend you have fun with, laugh and laugh, dance, laugh, snort-spit, and can vanish for months and reemerge with everything going back to the snort-spit-laugh-weird-dance easily. I learned late in life that I don’t have to like every person to be a good person. My friend Evie taught me that. A few writer friends I aspire to be more like are Sarah Paris (pulls no punches), Hogan Torah (heart of gold but don’t let him know I told you that), Smillew Rahcuef (very handsome and funny and knows a lot about sex), Lindsay Rae Brown (went to hell and back and has so many stories to entertain), Simon Dillon (pulls no punches — wait, that must be a film thing). There’s more, but this is getting long, so I’ll stop.

[4] What have you given up on?
Hogan Torah becoming my secret not-so-secret lover. Sigh.
[5] What is one thing you’re committed to learning more about?
The process of pitching books to agents. Actually, the process of pitching my writing in general. It’s my least favorite part of writing and it’s necessary to be a public writer. In 2022, I’m pitching my memoir to agents. By the end of 2021, I’ve committed to pitching to 3 off-platform publications. I signed up to work with a mentoring group run by Kelly Eden and Ash Jurberg this month. I hope to learn more about pitching from these professionals.

Faves?
- Favourite soup? Potato soup with fried ham, bacon, (fake) cheese, chives. Delicious. I love soup though. I miss tomato soup (thanks acid reflux). I also love ginger-carrot, lentil, and mushroom soup. Pretty much any soup any time of year is my jam.
- Favourite stationery item? This is impossible to answer. Lately, it’s a black hardbound notebook with graph-style paper. I write sideways, outside of the lines, and at a diagonal.
- Favourite novelist? The most recent novel I read was by CD Payne. He granted me an interview about it, too, which was pretty cool. I read more memoirs and nonfiction than novels.
- Favourite blue item? Vick’s Vaporub? Not sure. I don’t like choosing favorites. Ask my kids.
- Favourite unhealthy beverage? The coffee shop I used to frequent daily had a summer drink called a Jamaican Cold Brew. They mixed cold brew with rootbeer and a splash of cream. I copycat this recipe with cold brew, Stevia brand rootbeer, and mushroom creamer since I’m lactose intolerant. It’s a delicious treat. Real rootbeer is my biggest vice drink.
Articles to share
Your top piece last month
I’m happy to report Ceci’s Covid test came back negative and it looks like she’ll qualify for vaccination by the end of 2021. Phew.
A piece that deserves more love
This is a short story in the newer pub, Fictions, run by esteemed fiction writer and Age of Empathy co-editor, Danielle Loewen. It has 7 reads currently. Warning: Be prepared to cry.
A piece that’s fewer than 3 minutes
This is a very short story. I wrote it before we adopted our Jackchi, back when I just assumed all chihuahuas and their owners to be an obnoxious bunch.
A longform piece
My love letter to music.
A poem
Join the narrator for a quaint, romantic getaway.
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