I Replaced The Word ‘Millennials’ With ‘43-Year-Old White Men’ And Now These Headlines Are *Italian Chef Kissing Fingers Gesture*

Why Are So Many 43-Year-Old White Men Having Zero Sex? — NYMag

How 43-Year-Old White Men Are Ruining The Workforce — Philly Mag

Proof That Fancy Job Perks Can’t Keep 43-Year-Old White Men Happy — Fortune

Why Are So Many 43-Year-Old White Men Having Children Out Of Wedlock? — The Atlantic

The Hot New 43-Year-Old White Men Trend Is Hating 43-Year-Old White Men — VICE

Is The Future Of Your Church Doomed Without 43-Year-Old White Men? — Christian Post

How Tumblr Plans To Pay 43-Year-Old White Men To Blog — Inc.

Why Are 43-Year-Old White Men So Hard To Manage? — Forbes

Martha Stewart Still Confused About What 43-Year-Old White Men Are Exactly — Vanity Fair

UK Businesses Don’t Understand ‘43-Year-Old White Men’ — Campaign Live

Why Aren’t 43-Year-Old White Men Buying Diamonds? — The Economist

Kendall Jenner Urges 43-Year-Old White Men To Vote For America’s Next President! — WWD

Weak Hands? Weak Body? 43-Year-Old White Men Lose Grips — USA Today

Country Music Proves That 43-Year-Old White Men Are More Patriotic Than You Think — Forbes

Churches Using Pokémon Go To Get 43-Year-Old White Men In Pews — The Boston Globe

I’m A 43-Year-Old White Man And My Generation Sucks — New York Post

Why Employers Need To Empathize With ‘Entitled’ 43-Year-Old White Men — Fortune

And of course…

Why Are 43-Year-Old White Men So Obsessed With Food? — The Atlantic