I Only Have Sex When I’m High

Cannabis enhances my sex life

I live in Canada, and weed’s not that big of a deal here anymore. It’s been legalized for close to a year now, and it’s already as ordinary as alcohol.

But for me, it’s still a big deal because I take it medicinally. It helps me deal with the insomnia, headaches, joint pain, and loss of appetite that come from chronic illness.

This wasn’t my first prescription for those symptoms, but it’s the first one that didn’t come with some downsides. They helped me deal with the pain but made it harder for me to sleep. They gave me a serious case of anxiety. They left me feeling tired and drained.

Cannabis doesn’t have any of those downsides (it doesn’t exactly give me energy, but I feel more relaxed than exhausted). If there’s one side effect it’s that I feel good. I’d take it even if it didn’t get me high, but it’s a nice perk.

When I have an edible or vape, I feel chill. I feel giddy. And I have even more pleasurable sex.

This Ain’t Your Momma’s Weed

I used to smoke weed a lot. I was basically high throughout my entire high school years.

Looking back now, I realize that I was smoking some pretty shitty weed. My friends and I just bought generic stuff from whatever local dealer we could find. There was no talk of strains, where it was grown, or anything of that sort. Not that it would’ve mattered — we didn’t know indica from sativa and had never heard of CBD.

After high school, my weed habit came to a hard stop. I moved to a university town but I was a painfully uncool homebody, so even though I went to campus every day I had no idea where to get anything.

By the time I got prescription marijuana, the whole cannabis landscape had changed. Everything was precisely labeled, and I knew exactly what I was consuming.

I could choose between different strains with different concentrations of THC. I could experiment and figure out exactly how it affected me.

And I liked that the packaging made it look like it came from a pharmacy or a lab, not a baggie in some sketchy guy’s kitchen.

It also made oil and edibles a big part of my life.

I never had edibles before 30. We always joked about pot brownies as teenagers but none of us ever tried them. We barely knew how to make regular brownies, let alone cannabis ones.

Now, I regularly use cannabis oil to make a single-serving chocolate mint cookie, or take an oil capsule when I don’t have time to bake.

All that ease is really nice, because vaping might be a good way to get some quick relief, but it’s the oil that packs a real punch.

However I take it, though, it’s been helping me have more and better sex.

Less Stress Equals Higher Libido

Stress is a giant fucking mood killer.

After a day juggling my kids’ non-stop demands, trying to find time to get a post up, and dealing with whatever random bullshit gets thrown my way, I’m not exactly primed for sex. I need to unwind first. Weed helps.

Early in the evening, I can get high and hang out with Mr. Austin. We giggle, watch stuff on YouTube, or read some funny posts we found on Reddit.

It’s not the same as soaking in a bubble bath, but it works. All that soothing self-care and tension relief puts me in the right mindset to jump his dick.

Crazy Orgasms

Getting high helps me get in the mood for sex, but it also makes fucking more pleasurable.

That’s where the edibles and THC oil capsules really shine. The kind of high they give me enhances all my physical sensations.

My skin gets very sensitive to touch. Massages feel electrifying and Mr. Austin’s breath on my neck makes me want to squirm in a very, very good way.

And that’s just the foreplay. It’s nothing compared to the orgasms.

For one thing, they’re more frequent. I don’t find it difficult to have an orgasm, especially since Mr. Austin has hacked my sex algorithm somewhere along the fifteen years we’ve been together. But after I ingest THC, it’s laughably easy to get me off. I come so quickly and so often that I don’t bother keeping count.

My orgasms are stronger when I’m high, too. And they last longer, sometimes to the point of almost running together. If I’m not getting edged or holding off for a bigger orgasm, and I’m being eaten out at the right speed, I sometimes can barely tell where one orgasm ends and the other begins.

I’m getting spoiled by these kinds of orgasms. These days, I’m almost always high when I have sex, so they’ve become my new normal.

I’m not interested in weakening my orgasms, so even if I woke up cured I’d probably still keep ordering cannabis oil. If it can give me more frequent, longer lasting, and more intense orgasms, there’s always going to be room in my budget for it.

Say Yes to Sexual Enhancement

I have to admit I still feel kind of weird that I fuck while I’m high. I know it’s legal. And I know it’s probably more fun and safer on my liver than when I used to get drunk before having sex. But I still can’t shake the feeling that people look down on this kind of thing.

It’s true that I’m not having sex in some kind of pure, unadorned way. But I love finding ways to make sex better and I fully encourage other people to do the same.

For some, that will mean meditating to get in the right headspace or maybe doing some tantric stuff. For a lot of us, it’s working with a drawer full of sex toys.

For me, it’s also getting high. It makes me ache less, sleep better, and come harder.

What more could I want?

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