THE DIGITAL JOURNAL
How I Made $12K Overnight from One Article
And why you'll never be a successful writer
Crazy fucking title, right?
As a new writer, I see insane headlines like this almost daily on this platform. It's incredibly shocking to see writers attempt to publicly suck their own d*cks while simultaneously trying to discourage and unmotivate others with these kinds of stories.
Here are more examples of headlines I've found around Medium:
- 100 Reasons Why I'm A Better Writer Than You
- NEWS FLASH: Your Writing F*cking Sucks and Here's Why…
- Advice to New Writers — Give up
- How To Become A Successful Writer Like Me — You can't
- 10 Reasons Why You Should Give Up Writing
- Stop Hitting the Publish Button — No one wants to read your stuff
- Tips and Tricks for New Writers — Delete this app
There's a difference between the occasional, modest humble-brag and sharing valuable tips to help encourage new writers and the absolute absurdity of these types of headlines. There are so many "Negative Nancy's" in the world already; do we really need more? Stop punching down at those of us who are trying to climb up.
***Disclaimer — the examples above are entirely fictional but loosely based on actual headlines I've come across***
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