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How I Made $100,000 From An Online Course
It’s easier than you think to make money online
When I was born, everyone called me Matt. But now, they call me “extremely successful.” The reason? I recently made $100,000 from selling an online course.
If you’re reading this, you probably want to make money online. So, below is a step-by-step breakdown of how I made $100k:
I Took Notes From Sketchy Gurus On YouTube
For a long time, I had nothing better to do.
I lived in my mom’s basement and hissed at sunlight because I wasn’t used to spending time outside. I also ate pop tarts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner because they taste incredible.
Anyway, I spent several hours per day taking notes from sketchy gurus on YouTube who claimed to be millionaires. Whenever they tried to sell me an overpriced course, I wrote down their sales tactics for future reference. Heck, I even learned about consumer psychology to optimize my sales numbers whenever people clicked on my site.
We all know that a lot of people on the internet want to get rich quick. But after taking notes from shady YouTube gurus, I realized that the only person getting rich quick on the internet would be me.
I Sold My Online Course For The Cheap Price Of $4,999
Do you want to learn a fun fact? Businesses harness consumer psychology all the time so they can manipulate customers into buying their products.
Although the price of my course is close to $5,000, having a four at the beginning gives customers the impression that the price is reasonable because that’s the first thing they see. Quoting an article by CBS News:
“When professor Robert Schindler of the Rutgers Business School studied prices at a women’s clothing store, he found the 1 cent difference between prices ending in .99 and .00 had a considerable effect on sales, with prices ending with .99 far outselling those ending with .00.”
Anyway, to make $100,000, I only needed twenty people to buy my course. And since I’m friends with Mark Zuckerberg, he put my course at the top of everyone’s newsfeed on Facebook. As you can imagine, it didn’t take long to make lots of money.
I made over $100k by studying sketchy YouTube gurus and selling an online course for a few thousand bucks. Of course, becoming extremely wealthy and successful is difficult. But I’ve done it. Which means you can, as well. So what are you waiting for?
Start now.
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Disclaimer: This article is a joke, fictional, and for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t take it seriously. Therefore, it should not be considered financial or legal advice.