I Love My Dog But She’s Stupid

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ck and forth between the back door and the front door, undoubtedly adding more scratch marks to my hardwood floors.She’s convinced that there’s someone at one of these doors because I put my glass of water (okay, my glass of beer) down a tad too hard on the dinner table. And I guess she thinks that makes the same sound as someone actually at the door.Just like how she also thought my ring tone was th

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e doorbell the other day.At least she’s cute…You’re a dog. Aren’t you supposed to have a super keen sense of smell? Shouldn’t you be able to smell if someone’s on the other side of that door?Well, maybe not, because there’s nobody at the door! Stop running around, you’re damaging the floors!Hardwood floors are kind of stupid too.</article></body>

I Love My Dog But She’s Stupid

Photo courtesy of the author, featuring the dog, Mochi, whose intelligence is in question

I love Mochi but sometimes, she’s really stupid.

As I write this, she’s currently freaking out. She’s running back and forth between the back door and the front door, undoubtedly adding more scratch marks to my hardwood floors.

She’s convinced that there’s someone at one of these doors because I put my glass of water (okay, my glass of beer) down a tad too hard on the dinner table. And I guess she thinks that makes the same sound as someone actually at the door.

Just like how she also thought my ring tone was the doorbell the other day.

At least she’s cute…

You’re a dog. Aren’t you supposed to have a super keen sense of smell? Shouldn’t you be able to smell if someone’s on the other side of that door?

Well, maybe not, because there’s nobody at the door! Stop running around, you’re damaging the floors!

Hardwood floors are kind of stupid too.