I love bananas ~ I hate bananas

We had some bananas from the market, and I was going on this rant about how I kind of hate bananas but I always get them anyway because of how utilitarian they are as a fruit. I said, “You know, bananas are awful. They don’t really taste that good. They go bad within like a day of getting them. And they’re shaped like dicks. They’re, like, the worst fruit.”

She half-smiled. “Why do you get them then?”

“They’re just so practical. They’re portable — they come with their own case. They’re easy to eat, high in potassium. Even though they taste kind of whatever on their own, they mix perfectly with other things like chocolate. They’re perfect for a lot of pragmatic reasons, but almost every other fruit tastes better than them. And most other fruits don’t look like giant erections.”

“What’s so bad about giant erections?”