I Got Garfunkeled

1. The Simon and Garfunkel Experience
You release a story from the depths of your soul. Eight people view it. Two people read it. Nobody comments. You’ve got nothing but crickets until your next story hits. You’ve got the full ‘Sound of Silence’ going on. You got Garfunkeled. — Argumentative Penquin
Without further ado, here are my most recent wrote but they didn’t come, pieces.
Ignorance vs Stupidity. A very brief lesson.
When “Mommy” and “Daddy” are fighting over image citations and you want “Mommy” to win.
When you have so much fluid in your head that you have to take a deep breath and chug coffee.
Writer’s brain should be added to the ICD-10 codes.
What is an example of a paradox?
That’s just seven. Trust and believe there are more. Just by looking at these titles, what do you notice?
Five are SFs (short form) indicated by the bold lines.
The other two were just plain old regular-length flops. So clearly I either need to up my game on my SFs or just walk away from them altogether. For now? Walk away.
Thank you for taking the time to not read these seven duds not once but twice! I need to be ignored ON OCCASION so that I have something new to write about!