I Got a Nuudii Bra

When showing your goods doesn’t elicit a response

I ordered a new bra online.

Always on the eternal lookout for one that might be comfortable and not make me want to rip it off in frustration mere moments after I wrestle it on.

I succumbed to an Instagram ad, I confess.

In a moment of late-night scrolling, I saw the “nuudii” bra. A bra that not’s a bra.

Their advertising slogan:

We say BS on bras, who for the last 100 years have been reshaping and restraining our boobs. Enough is enough! If you want to embrace your unique shape and experience boob-freedom, we invite you to join us. Nuudii System is boobwear body essentials made with your personal comfort and lifestyle in mind. Nuudii System… BE yourself in it. FEEL yourself in it.

Oh, yes! An option between bra and braless! Sign me up!

As a proud carrier of heavy and full D cup boobies, I have worn plenty of underwire contraptions for most of my life. I have tried what seems like a zillion bras.

My sleep-addled brain thought spending good money on a non-refundable new type of bra was a GREAT idea! So off I went! I filled out the credit card form with autopay from PayPal — they sure made it easy to spend money. Then, I got a notification, “Your nuudii is on its way!”

Say hello to freedom boobies!

Hubby handed me a small package yesterday, “You got this.”

“My new bra! Yeah!”

Taking it out of the package, I held it up to my clothed body. Looked like a baby bra. “Hon, get a load out of this! It looks teeny, but it’s supposed to stretch!” I turned and showed my husband, who was sitting on the couch.

“Ok,” he said disinterestedly.

This morning I tried it on. This thing is incredible! It feels like pantyhose for my boobs, except with no digging, no pulling, or gouging. Holy crap, this might actually work like advertised!

I walked into the family room.

“Hey, babe, want to see my new bra?”

He was on his laptop as usual.

“Sure,” he said.

I pulled up my sweater and showed my ample D cup breasts in this new bra.

“Doesn’t it look nice?”

“Huh, I guess it stretches.”

That was it.

That’s what he said.

Not, “you boobs look great in that!” Or, “come over here, and I’ll support them.” Or “Let me check that strap,” while laughing.

UGH. This is why I need lovers.

Appreciation and desire. Lovers have both. They will tell you how sexy you are. Again and again. They would have taken that “show me your bra” thing and flown with it.

“Babe, any bra you wear is fabulous on you!” “Your tits are amazing.” “I can’t get enough of your drop-dead gorgeous chest!” “I need my face in there now!” “Please don’t put it back on!” “I want you naked.” “You are getting me horny.” “Let me play with them, please.”

Not, “Huh, I guess it stretches.”

And before you say, “Well, maybe he’s not a boob guy.” LET me assure you, he IS. “I only married you for your boobs,” is what he’s actually said.

Thanks, babe. Good to know. I didn’t marry you for your dick! Or, I would have been even more disappointed.

So, this boob debacle has run its course. But, I’m writing about it, so I remind myself when I’m in a hotel room, and a lover hungrily feasts on my luscious breasts, that I will have no guilt.

Zero guilt.

Nuudii bra helped me.

Hubby has had plenty of chances to show me some love. But, unfortunately, he’s missed them all.

I’m not sponsored by nuudii. Here’s the link if you are interested in seeing the bras: www.nuudiisystem.com

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