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iframe class="" src="https://cdn.embedly.com/widgets/media.html?type=text%2Fhtml&amp;key=d04bfffea46d4aeda930ec88cc64b87c&amp;schema=instagram&amp;url=https%3A//www.instagram.com/p/BMJaCa6Bh8y/&amp;image=https%3A//scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/p320x320/14709620_1320587171305470_5845331721125363712_n.jpg" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="400" width="320"> </div> </div> </figure></iframe></div></div></figure><p id="8c2b">I want to make some pallet sofa furniture.</p><div id="2735" class="link-block"> <a href="https://www.pinterest.dk/search/pins/?rs=ac&amp;len=2&amp;q=pallet%20furniture&amp;eq=pallet&amp;etslf=NaN&amp;term_meta[]=pallet%7Cautocomplete%7Cundefined&amp;term_meta[]=furniture%7Cautocomplete%7Cundefined"> <div> <div> <h2>Pinterest</h2> <div><h3>Discover recipes, home ideas, style inspiration and other ideas to try.</h3></div> <div><p>www.pinterest.dk</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="44bf">I sewed this (as yet unfinished) quilt out of fabric scraps:</p><figure id="150f"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*xt62M3GSYuxIl5Ev5XFQlA.jpeg"><figcaption>Note the T-square on the window sill. I glued that purple tassel to the lampshade in the corner.</figcaption></figure><p id="38a7">Three years ago I couldn’t thread a needle.</p><p id="b9a2">Sewing machines were mysterious mechanical wonders that were menacing reminders of childhood traumas that involved a grubby piece of sweaty hand-sewn cotton and a hysterical teacher screaming:</p><p id="226f">“That’s not a needle; it’s a crowbar”</p><figure id="420f"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*H8NXgx9kDMhDoCGXgse12A.jpeg"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="809c">I have rarely abused alcohol in my life: I drank to kill the pain and I think you s

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hould too. But first let me tell you this:</p><p id="2780">When I pull my chair up to the sewing machine, when I lightly check the threading of the needle with my fingers and make sure I have the right-colour thread…when I do these things:</p><p id="d1b5" type="7">All of the Pain Slips Quietly Away…</p><p id="be53">If you liked this, you might also like:</p><div id="d000" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/i-fucking-like-this-shirt-d46709fbd3c6"> <div> <div> <h2>I Fucking Like This Shirt</h2> <div><h3>undefined</h3></div> <div><p>undefined</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*f_lp9w0nTAI3R9CtKJsqtA.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="82aa" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/the-politicization-of-the-judiciary-is-the-biggest-challenge-facing-the-us-today-280826e1db04"> <div> <div> <h2>Rufus Gifford: “The Politicisation of the Judiciary is the Biggest Challenge facing the US Today”</h2> <div><h3>undefined</h3></div> <div><p>undefined</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*U1feL35rAed4zgcaQ6BD2w.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="ea6f" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/i-fucking-love-my-body-bb2c0d65c435"> <div> <div> <h2>I fucking love my body.</h2> <div><h3>undefined</h3></div> <div><p>undefined</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*qR0P8PdnuxMFxiiBJlzqRA.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

I Fucking Love Pinterest

Look what I made:

Have you seen my pussy panties?

Check out my sewyourownknickers Instagram profile:

I made a dress and a top with this fabric too. I haven’t worn the dress in public yet; the collar is too loose and I’m gonna have to cut it off and sew a new collar.

When I sew nothing else matters.

I had to return my sewing machine last week but I got three types of glue and I am raring to go. I even HAND-SEWED a tee-towel yesterday.

I think I’ll wish for a glue gun for my birthday.

What’s Pinterest?

It’s when your wife scrolls on her cellphone for 8 hours then serves you salad in a Mason jar.

My favourites are the upcycle-with-frills stuff.

Convert a boring office blazer into a frothing concoction of frills and lace.

Pinterest makes my head boil over with excitement from its boundless beauty made from trash and household stuff.

I want to make some pallet sofa furniture.

I sewed this (as yet unfinished) quilt out of fabric scraps:

Note the T-square on the window sill. I glued that purple tassel to the lampshade in the corner.

Three years ago I couldn’t thread a needle.

Sewing machines were mysterious mechanical wonders that were menacing reminders of childhood traumas that involved a grubby piece of sweaty hand-sewn cotton and a hysterical teacher screaming:

“That’s not a needle; it’s a crowbar”

I have rarely abused alcohol in my life: I drank to kill the pain and I think you should too. But first let me tell you this:

When I pull my chair up to the sewing machine, when I lightly check the threading of the needle with my fingers and make sure I have the right-colour thread…when I do these things:

All of the Pain Slips Quietly Away…

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