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I Fucking Love Pinterest
Look what I made:
Have you seen my pussy panties?
Check out my sewyourownknickers Instagram profile:
I made a dress and a top with this fabric too. I haven’t worn the dress in public yet; the collar is too loose and I’m gonna have to cut it off and sew a new collar.
When I sew nothing else matters.
I had to return my sewing machine last week but I got three types of glue and I am raring to go. I even HAND-SEWED a tee-towel yesterday.
I think I’ll wish for a glue gun for my birthday.
What’s Pinterest?
It’s when your wife scrolls on her cellphone for 8 hours then serves you salad in a Mason jar.
My favourites are the upcycle-with-frills stuff.
Convert a boring office blazer into a frothing concoction of frills and lace.
Pinterest makes my head boil over with excitement from its boundless beauty made from trash and household stuff.
I sewed this (as yet unfinished) quilt out of fabric scraps:
Note the T-square on the window sill. I glued that purple tassel to the lampshade in the corner.
Three years ago I couldn’t thread a needle.
Sewing machines were mysterious mechanical wonders that were menacing reminders of childhood traumas that involved a grubby piece of sweaty hand-sewn cotton and a hysterical teacher screaming:
“That’s not a needle; it’s a crowbar”
I have rarely abused alcohol in my life: I drank to kill the pain and I think you should too. But first let me tell you this:
When I pull my chair up to the sewing machine, when I lightly check the threading of the needle with my fingers and make sure I have the right-colour thread…when I do these things: