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A Simple Formula For Making $13k Per Month

It’s easier than you think to make money online

I used to make $6,500 per month from writing.

The money was okay, but not great. It was just enough to pay the mortgage for my 12-bedroom mansion and put food on the table. However, once my bills were paid, I barely had enough cash left to buy a Strawberry Pop-Tart from Walmart. It kinda sucked.

But after implementing an unconventional strategy to make money online, my income literally doubled overnight. I went from $6,500 to $13k+ in a matter of days.

Here’s how:

I Hired A Personal Assistant From Thailand

Before you accuse me of hiring cheap labour, please know that Aran, my personal assistant, was grateful to have a job.

In Thailand, the daily minimum wage is equivalent to 10 dollars. And since I paid him $10 an hour, Aran was making more than enough money to provide for his family.

Anyway, I delegated all of my work to Aran. It took him approximately two hours to write each article and submit it to my clients for review. And since I received $140 per article, I gave Aran twenty bucks and kept the remaining $120. Woohoo.

Right Now, I’m Trying To Hire More Personal Assistants

Getting loads of clients is easy. My father was recently promoted to CEO of a multi-billion dollar corporation. So, he tells people who can’t afford his pricey consulting fees to hire me out of pity. I’m much cheaper. Plus, he wants me to move out of his basement as soon as possible.

So far, delegating my work to Aran has enabled me to make over $13,000 per month in passive income. But over the next few months, I plan to 10x my revenue by hiring more personal assistants.

If each personal assistant generates an average of $13,000 in passive income, I only need to hire eight people to make $100,000. And once I’ve made enough money, I’ll ask all of my personal assistants to hire two more people, and so on.

Here’s a visual diagram of what that looks like in practice:

Sure, some people may call it a pyramid scheme. But as long as I’m at the top, that’s the only thing that matters.

I doubled my writing income overnight by hiring a personal assistant from Thailand and delegating all of my work to him. Of course, making a lot of money each month might seem difficult, but I’ve done it. Which means you can, as well.

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Important Disclaimer: This article is a joke, fictional, and for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t take it seriously. Therefore, it should not be considered financial, business, or legal advice.