I Asked ChatGPT 5 Stupid Questions, None Else Asked Before

Here is ChatGPT’s funny reaction.

Many people ask AI complex questions, get stupid answers, and use those answers to taunt the AI.

But today I want to do something different: ask the AI some stupid questions and see how it answers.

Here are the questions:

• Does the death of a priest count as a promotion or a resignation?
• Scientists say that about 60% of adult men’s bodies are water. So why not use the human body to extinguish the fire in case of fire?
• In the World Cup, scoring goals is very difficult. So why not just eliminate the goalie altogether?
• What should my girlfriend’s husband call me?
• Am I a consumer or producer if I eat my own shit?

Ok, what are your answers?

1. Does the death of a priest count as a promotion or a resignation?

This is actually a philosophical question. When a person dies, he can’t continue working, so we think he’s out of work. But when the priest dies and goes to heaven, he is actually closer to God, at which point we can consider him promoted.

So, after the death of a priest, should he be promoted or resign?

Here is ChatGPT’s answer:

In the case of a priest, the death of an individual would not affect their position or status within the church.

I think this is a smart answer.

2. Scientists say that about 60% of adult men’s bodies are water. So why not use the human body to extinguish the fire in case of fire?

It’s a stupid question, but the AI’s answer is serious and scientific.

3. In the World Cup, scoring goals is very difficult. So why not just eliminate the goalie altogether?

4. Am I a consumer or producer if I eat my own shit?

It’s a silly, even gross, question, but frankly, I’ve had it since I was in junior high school biology class. I hope AI can help me solve this confusion.

In terms of the biological terminology of consumers and producers, it would not be accurate to classify someone who eats feces as either a consumer or a producer.

5. What should my girlfriend’s husband call me?

Just to clarify, I have no such affair, this is just a meme.

It seems that this AI has a sense of morality. It not only answers the question but also tries to exhort the user.

To sum up, ChatGPT is very smart. Even in the face of some stupid questions, it can give serious answers. And it’s very moral.

Looking forward to the arrival of general intelligence.