I Apologize if I’ve Read Your Article
Except for the first 10

One article I read today explained that the $5 I paid out to Medium this month is divided between all the authors I’ve read (please, someone tell me it’s not true!) Most of you are aware that I have a minimum goal of reading 15 articles, commenting and clapping on each….PER DAY!
Now, I’ve read at least 15 per day for the past 10 days, and we’ve still got 10 days left in the month. That’s 15 articles x 20 days for a total of 300 articles. Divided by my $5 bill equals 0.0166666666666667 cents each. Just over 1/2 cent for each article.
No wonder you’re not making any money from me! If you guys wanted to vote me off the island, I wouldn’t blame you one bit. And I would be willing to stop reading on the platform if you think it would help. I still have books on my Kindle waiting, so I’d be okay. Really.
Enjoy more of my silliness!