I Am Somebody’s 1st Follower!🥳
🎶 And it feels so good!
To say I am not a competitive person is an understatement. Maybe you’re thinking that I subscribe to the “only compete against yourself” school of competition culture. Nope. Sorry. I have a scurvy level competitive deficiency.
Have I ever competed? Yes, a lot, but only because the circumstances or system has required it.
Do I bomb every time I compete, so my “I am not a competitive person” schtick is sour grapes? No. I win some. I lose some. I eat a cookie.
However, I want to shout this from the rooftops (figuratively speaking because my left knee is anti-ladder):
🌠 I WAS A NEW MEDIUM WRITER’S FIRST FOLLOWER TODAY! 🌠
[I wish I knew how to make colorful confetti 🟥 🟧 🟨 🟩 🟦 🟪 rain down on this story. Or even change the color of the text. Are these synesthesic ocular dreams possible on Medium?]
I am ridiculously excited to be first. There would be no story if I had been second.
Does this mean I am in denial about my competitive core? Maybe. But nobody cares, I’m sure.
‼️ Wait. Oh no. I forgot all about thumb wrestling. Disregard the above.
This story was inspired by one of my followers, the fabulous and fearless Torshie Torto. Here’s the story: https://readmedium.com/i-started-with-zero-followers-220ab407db6f
Let’s get the new Medium writer some reads, comments and FOLLOWERS: