I Am In Open Relationship with Medium

Summary

The author, Gurpreet Dhariwal, expresses a metaphorical farewell to Medium, citing a lack of commitment and support during her early writing days, while hinting at a transition to other platforms like Vocal and Newsbreak.

Abstract

In a candid and satirical article, Gurpreet Dhariwal addresses Medium as if it were a romantic partner who failed to appreciate her during the initial stages of her writing career. Despite Medium's recent attention and rewards, she feels undervalued and is ready to move on, having already established her own website. The author reveals that her previous writings were a result of extensive research and manipulation to engage readers, and she playfully challenges Medium to win her back before she officially departs. She also announces her eBook, "My Soul Rants: Poems of a Born Spectator," available on various platforms, and teases her readers about her true colors as a writer.

Opinions

The author feels that Medium's recent increased views and financial incentives are not enough to maintain her loyalty, considering the platform's initial indifference to her work.
Gurpreet Dhariwal views her relationship with Medium as one-sided and transactional, likening it to an infidelity.
She is proud of her ability to manipulate and engage readers with her writing, which she admits involved deception and months of research.
The author is confident in her self-sufficiency and writing talent, asserting that she does not need Medium's support to succeed.
Gurpreet hints at a strategic move to other writing platforms, indicating that she is proactive in managing her writing career.
She acknowledges the entertainment value of her writing and clarifies that the piece should not be taken too seriously, suggesting a playful and humorous tone underlying her message.

I am committed to my writing and can divorce medium anytime.

Dear Medium

Stop taking me seriously. I ain’t treating you like my soulmate. Forget about being my soulmate you aren’t even capable of dating someone like me. I come here every day. Write my feelings and switch off the sane button. Many are taking my writings so seriously that they tell me “Marry me, Gurpreet.” I am showing them an attitude like the way I have shown it to you.

Who the hell wants to remarry? I guess people aren’t happy seeing me flourishing as a single woman. It has its pros. Everything in life comes with a cost. But then, who the hell cares? Do you? You have started treating me like the love of your life from this year. Where did you disappear last year when I started with few views and dollars? I used to cry myself to sleep looking at other great writers, and you were keeping me on my toes.

I have changed Medium. Looking at your infidelity’s level I had to. No matter what kind of bonuses is coming my way, and enhanced views, I care a damn. It’s almost over between us. Don’t treat me like your princess when I have started considering you a hoe. We are sailing in the boat of separation. I will divorce you soon. That’s why I got my website. What did you think that I would ask for alimony? I won’t. I am capable of financially supporting myself.

To all those readers who are singing jingles of praise of my loyalty, I will soon show you my true colors. I am a heartbroken woman. Will you start cursing me if I do? Please know that nothing else matters. Truth hurts. I am going to celebrate tonight with a glass of champagne in my hands. Whatever I have shared or you have read till now is all a lie. Oh god, I took months of research to fool my readers. Medium couldn’t sniff the shit behind my fake words. I am glad it couldn’t.

Tell the owner of Vocal and Newsbreak here I come. Even though you guys haven’t added me there but I am going to force the universe to let me be a part of your world. I don’t suck at words. I am usually good at them. Today, I am kind of bitter. My tongue is sore. Please gift me a bottle of red wine because I will feel divine and utter some more sweet lies. I am good at manipulating people. Medium I am giving you the last chance of winning me over else I will divorce you.

Till the time you are unable to make your mind, I am divorcing you tonight.

This has been written for entertainment. All the characters/living or dead/shouldn’t take this at heart. I know it’s been a long since I didn’t make you laugh.

Gurpreet Dhariwal is the author of “My Soul Rants: Poems of a Born Spectator.” Her eBook is now available at Google PlayStore, Amazon, and Kindle. Connect with Gurpreet on LinkedIn, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, or Youtube