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a href="undefined">Christine Wild</a></p><p id="59e5"><a href="undefined">H. Nemesis Nyx</a></p><p id="2663"><a href="undefined">Henry Williams</a></p><p id="d7a7"><a href="undefined">Elena Zinchenko</a></p><p id="4c59"><a href="undefined">Daughter of Mary Lou</a></p><p id="bcba"><a href="undefined">Natalie Rogers</a></p><p id="3163"><a href="undefined">j.s.lamb</a></p><p id="5c69"><a href="undefined">Solitary Cook</a></p><p id="5104"><a href="undefined">Littree</a></p><p id="4da3"><a href="undefined">Barbara Anastasia</a></p><p id="a944"><a href="undefined">Chris Deuel</a></p><p id="e50a"><a href="undefined">Vikram Babu</a></p><p id="3da1"><a href="undefined">Chet Caruthers</a></p><p id="e9de"><a href="undefined">Ace Green</a></p><p id="888d"><a href="undefined">Mary Holden</a></p><p id="9bd0"><a href="undefined">Oliver Shiny</a></p><p id="21e8"><a href="undefined">Leah Stella Stephens 🐀</a></p><p id="6043"><a href="undefined">Darbi Beals</a></p><p id="404f"><a href="undefined">Grayscale Rabbit⸮</a></p><p id="9bd4"><a href="undefined">David Collante</a></p><p id="33bb"><a href="undefined">JoJo Magno</a></p><p id="e5f9"><a href="undefined">michel.froment</a></p><p id="ea03"><a href="undefined">Han Aranda</a></p><p id="825d"><a href="undefined">Herr Weh</a></p><p id="4545"><a href="undefined">Laura Moscatello</a></p><p id="5e9e"><a href="undefined">Kruip Ruimte</a></p><p id="f67c"><a href="undefined">Jane T</a></p><p id="e948"><a href="undefined">Khushboo</a></p><p id="934c"><a href="undefined">Jenn Pekarek</a></p><p id="9efb"><a href="undefined">Alexainie</a></p><p id="7b6c"><a href="undefined">Sean Howard</a></p><p id="55e7"><a href="undefined">Porsha</a></p><p id="10db"><a href="undefined">Mike Essig</a></p><p id="ed92"><a href="undefined">Don Cue</a></p><p id="0672"><a href="undefined">Aaron Davis, CFA</a></p><p id="8c25"><a href="undefined">Ryan Throckmorton</a></p><p id="99b2"><a href="undefined">E.Viona</a></p><p id="21a0"><a href="undefined">K.J. Heidebrecht</a></p><p id="60ab"><a href="undefined">VANDANA KHOKAR</a></p><p id="75e7"><a href="undefined">Lizella Prescott</a></p><p id="436b"><a href="undefined">Wild Flower</a></p><p id="ca46"><a href="undefined">Molly Hillery</a></p><p id="a9c5"><a href="undefined">Budi Pratama</a></p><p id="5560"><a href="undefined">Sonny Bohanan</a></p><p id="826a"><a href="undefined">Harshal</a></p><p id="d07e"><a href="undefined">Cara Peterson</a></p><p id="8d1e"><a href="undefined">Dheeraj Dhobley</a></p><p id="cec1"><a href="undefined">Esti van Rensburg</a></p><p id="5a4a"><a href="undefined">Notorious DCI</a></p><p id="d111"><a href="undefined">Richard Palmquist, DVM GDVCHM CCHVM</a></p><p id="1b85"><a href="undefined">Susan Nienaber</a></p><p id="461f"><a href="undefined">Mrinal Bose</a></p><p id="cc86"><a href="undefined">Tommy E</a></p><p id="4792"><a href="undefined">Victoria Easterday</a></p><p id="ab85"><a href="undefined">Aurelien B</a></p><p id="0e15"><a href="undefined">WhiteCashback</a></p><p id="e10c"><a href="undefined">Stevie Lynn Weisend</a></p><p id="e7c7"><a href="undefined">Adam Monago</a></p><p id="a16f"><a href="undefined">Natasha Kurien</a></p><p id="658a"><a href="undefined">Pete Smyth</a></p><p id="1223"><a href="undefined">Kammilla Deva Lightworker</a></p><p id="bb4d"><a href="undefined">Søren Vangsgaard Gravesen</a></p><p id="7a40"><a href="undefined">Sona</a></p><p id="46b3"><a href="undefined">Roderic Page</a></p><p id="ef71"><a href="undefined">Derek</a></p><p id="a481"><a href="undefined">Musings Of A Shibe</a></p><p id="c3d7"><a href="undefined">gerardmclean</a></p><p id="1e44"><a href="undefined">D. L. Shields</a></p><p id="d906"><a href="undefined">Gena Vazquez</a></p><p id="6667"><a href="undefined">Swathi Sriram</a></p><p id="035c"><a href="undefined">Thingthing</a></p><p id="0683"><a href="undefined">Dustin Briscoe</a></p><p id="7ce0"><a href="undefined">Randahl Fink Isaksen</a></p><p id="eb0d"><a href="undefined">Stephen Kent Gray</a></p><p id="61d0"><a href="undefined">read4fun</a></p><p id="505b"><a href="undefined">Vikram Dutt</a></p><p id="be9d"><a href="undefined">Ashton Garner</a></p><p id="06b7"><a href="undefined">Steuart Fraser</a></p><p id="4e3b"><a href="undefined">Lisa Beth Miller</a></p><p id="49a3"><a href="undefined">The Guardian</a></p><p id="9996"><a href="undefined">David Salas Mayaudon</a></p><p id="9cff"><a href="undefined">Bens Hilaire</a></p><p id="752b"><a href="undefined">Thomas R. Barton, JD</a></p><p id="d48c"><a href="undefined">Nish Rao</a></p><p id="f266"><a href="undefined">ggoel</a></p><p id="70f2"><a href="undefined">Colette</a></p><p id="fdc2"><a href="undefined">Sean Freidlin</a></p><p id="3a8c"><a href="un

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defined">Ayush Chaturvedi</a></p><p id="7f9b"><a href="undefined">Miranda Davis</a></p><p id="0116"><a href="undefined">Abhishek Rajawat</a></p><p id="e0cc"><a href="undefined">Jason Stelzner</a></p><p id="f5c5"><a href="undefined">Evan Guerra</a></p><p id="e200"><a href="undefined">Ryan Haase</a></p><p id="154a"><a href="undefined">Steffen Kjærulff</a></p><p id="5a99"><a href="undefined">Laszlo Kalman</a></p><p id="51b8"><a href="undefined">Jeffrey Field</a></p><p id="6895"><a href="undefined">Miha Matlievski</a></p><p id="0059"><a href="undefined">Barry Weingart</a></p><p id="6264"><a href="undefined">Robert Lucas</a></p><p id="fd23">Thank you to all of you whose encouragement means the world to me.</p><p id="0b6a">Just by clicking that “Follow” box you helped to achieve something big for me: to be heard. I have never written articles like these for public consumption before.</p><p id="65cb">I am a writer. I worked as a writer for ten years. One of my books was printed 30,000 times. That sounds far more wonderful than it was. Like Richard Bach before me, I wrote technical manuals.(“Press Enter to continue”).</p><p id="370c">Thank you for hearing me.</p><p id="45c2">Thank you also to the people who read these articles:</p><div id="c732" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/the-letter-you-may-never-read-34c281675e99"> <div> <div> <h2>A Letter You May Never Read</h2> <div><h3>Destiny Is Our Own Unconscious</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*5rujoKBIegDTG1eBgwpfww.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="5992" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/happy-fucking-mothers-day-you-cruel-selfish-woman-e227e255604d"> <div> <div> <h2>Happy Fucking Mother’s Day</h2> <div><h3>Happy Mother’s Day, You Cruel Excuse for a Parent ¶

Mom, Do You Really Think It’s Okay To Call Your Seven-Year-Old…</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*lCE42VvYVz2BxcbwFUl-rg.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="ffd5">Some men found this funny. I wasn’t intentionally amusing:</p><div id="147d" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/let-not-this-happen-to-you-b195f417e26d"> <div> <div> <h2>Don’t Get Fucked Over</h2> <div><h3>Warning: Stay away from a woman like this. ¶

Open letter to Prussian Blue ¶

Hey, I hope none of this happens to you…</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*nURHYmXFjhV82s05NrAGyg.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="8693">Just the fact that you guys read these articles makes me want to weep with gratitude. The internet, and especially Medium, is still a beautiful thing. (Any article that mentions Medium and tags it gets more recommends)</p><p id="7711">Click the green heart below to send me into rhapsodies of delight.</p><p id="5f6b">That’s another thing, I want to make you laugh, like the way I laughed until I cried at <a href="undefined">Sonny Bohanan</a>’s article yesterday:</p><div id="4111" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/why-do-bad-things-happen-to-good-people-66e5fb5e9aea"> <div> <div> <h2>Why Do Bad Things Happen to Good People?</h2> <div><h3>On God, the Devil, and the $50 bet</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*4InsfCg30spN1J-qzPHWfg.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="101f">Have a wonderful Sunday and thanks again for following me.</p><h2 id="46a5">Thank you so much to the seventy-three people who have already recommended this article. I appreciate you all very, very much.</h2><h2 id="1496">And thanks too, to the five hundred and twenty-seven people who took the time to read my words. Thanks for acknowledging me in this way that means so much to me.</h2></article></body>

French bulldog by Nørreport station. I read that photos of animals get you more reads and therefore recommends. Despite hyping quality below, I am actually a recommend whore.

I am a Recommend Whore

I’ll write “fuck” and “fucking” in the title to get more recommends. I don’t use these words much otherwise. It works. My two most popular articles have expletives in the title:

Quality is what I got, Quantity is what I want

No worries with my stuff The Bosha

None of my stories ever got more than 60 recommends and only one got more than 25.

Writer’s note: March 2017 Update: This story is now my second-most recommended story with 73 recommends.

My most recommended story with over 80 recommends is:

On the other hand, the most brilliant writers, readers and commenters on Medium follow me, which I deeply appreciate. Here is the definitive list of the most discerning readers on Medium:

Logistics Junction

Gemma Kennedy

Andrew Wilson

Christine Ren

Ciaran Neilan

hi trant

Thaddeus Howze

Shema N Sylvester

Danna Colman

Kepulauan seribu jakarta

Martin Rezny

dhimbara

GenavieveMarie

Jules

Michelle Stafford

Jake Orlowitz

Heather Nann

Savanna D’Amato

Marcio Mathiello

Sarah Rainone

alto

Dhawal Barot

Vincent Fulco

RemindMeAt

Charles Konan

Laurie B Meade

Anna Present

Shivam

smokey

S Lynn Knight

Ana Wolsztajn

Kate Chan

Kate Chan

arunkumar ps

Jordan McMahon

Tim Barrus

Stephanie Hanna

Marco Borgato

Sherry Caris

Very Dad Movies Team

Sherry Caris

Elliot Nichols

Mel

Jessica DeJesus

Thom Garrett

Guz Puz

mdalshaya

A McEnnis

Randomly Me

Pix

Margit Novack

Christine Wild

H. Nemesis Nyx

Henry Williams

Elena Zinchenko

Daughter of Mary Lou

Natalie Rogers

j.s.lamb

Solitary Cook

Littree

Barbara Anastasia

Chris Deuel

Vikram Babu

Chet Caruthers

Ace Green

Mary Holden

Oliver Shiny

Leah Stella Stephens 🐀

Darbi Beals

Grayscale Rabbit⸮

David Collante

JoJo Magno

michel.froment

Han Aranda

Herr Weh

Laura Moscatello

Kruip Ruimte

Jane T

Khushboo

Jenn Pekarek

Alexainie

Sean Howard

Porsha

Mike Essig

Don Cue

Aaron Davis, CFA

Ryan Throckmorton

E.Viona

K.J. Heidebrecht

VANDANA KHOKAR

Lizella Prescott

Wild Flower

Molly Hillery

Budi Pratama

Sonny Bohanan

Harshal

Cara Peterson

Dheeraj Dhobley

Esti van Rensburg

Notorious DCI

Richard Palmquist, DVM GDVCHM CCHVM

Susan Nienaber

Mrinal Bose

Tommy E

Victoria Easterday

Aurelien B

WhiteCashback

Stevie Lynn Weisend

Adam Monago

Natasha Kurien

Pete Smyth

Kammilla Deva Lightworker

Søren Vangsgaard Gravesen

Sona

Roderic Page

Derek

Musings Of A Shibe

gerardmclean

D. L. Shields

Gena Vazquez

Swathi Sriram

Thingthing

Dustin Briscoe

Randahl Fink Isaksen

Stephen Kent Gray

read4fun

Vikram Dutt

Ashton Garner

Steuart Fraser

Lisa Beth Miller

The Guardian

David Salas Mayaudon

Bens Hilaire

Thomas R. Barton, JD

Nish Rao

ggoel

Colette

Sean Freidlin

Ayush Chaturvedi

Miranda Davis

Abhishek Rajawat

Jason Stelzner

Evan Guerra

Ryan Haase

Steffen Kjærulff

Laszlo Kalman

Jeffrey Field

Miha Matlievski

Barry Weingart

Robert Lucas

Thank you to all of you whose encouragement means the world to me.

Just by clicking that “Follow” box you helped to achieve something big for me: to be heard. I have never written articles like these for public consumption before.

I am a writer. I worked as a writer for ten years. One of my books was printed 30,000 times. That sounds far more wonderful than it was. Like Richard Bach before me, I wrote technical manuals.(“Press Enter to continue”).

Thank you for hearing me.

Thank you also to the people who read these articles:

Some men found this funny. I wasn’t intentionally amusing:

Just the fact that you guys read these articles makes me want to weep with gratitude. The internet, and especially Medium, is still a beautiful thing. (Any article that mentions Medium and tags it gets more recommends)

Click the green heart below to send me into rhapsodies of delight.

That’s another thing, I want to make you laugh, like the way I laughed until I cried at Sonny Bohanan’s article yesterday:

Have a wonderful Sunday and thanks again for following me.

Thank you so much to the seventy-three people who have already recommended this article. I appreciate you all very, very much.

And thanks too, to the five hundred and twenty-seven people who took the time to read my words. Thanks for acknowledging me in this way that means so much to me.

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