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id="a6f5">Even my boyfriend thinks so. And he should know – he’s dated both of us. He claims she’s become really egotistical since she donated her upper half to some Ugandan orphan. I’m not a biology major or anything but I think that’s a bit odd because isn’t your ego usually in your head?Speaking of head.Why do you think he dropped her like the titless mannequin she is? Lil Ms. Cute Toes can’t even offer him a fun little movie theatre hand job.Sure she has an adorable butt. But, guess what? She’s so obsessed with it he wasn’t even allowed a mini swat, let alone any scrumptious munchin’ time.Anyways, back to me and my resume skills.I regularly climb trees in my bikini so tiptoeing through alligator feces to tan and stretch in this eco-threatened Mangrove is just second nature for me.They’ve actually asked me to be the International Ambassador for the Mangrove Protection Society.It’s a massive honor. Believe me, when I share that I’m still so reeling I can barely arch my back high enough to avoid the barnacles and the tree crabs. I’ll be like <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamela_Anderson">Pamela Lee Anderson</a> except I won’t be kissing up to Putin for whales or stripping for frogs and bulls. Oh, and I’m minus the four husbands, blonde hair, and fake titties – though those are still on my birthday wish list, of course.Did you know there are <a href="https://www.co

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nservation.org/stories/11-facts-you-need-to-know-about-mangroves">more than 85,000 square miles of Mangrove on our globe? That’s the size of Greece</a>! I don’t know exactly where that is but I love love LOVE Stockard Channing and Olivia Newton-John so wherever it is has to be incredible!Beauty — and rescuing our planet — has a cost and an odor, right?There is a downside. I often <a href="https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-2008-04-07-0804060052-story.html">smell like rotten eggs</a>. Beauty – and rescuing our planet – has a cost and an odor, right? I mean, you can likely sniff out Headless Wonder from wherever you are in this universe. Not having arms and not being able to change out of those tights – well, let’s just say I’m a French field overflowing with lavender compared to her high-on-the-salmon-sniff-o-meter.Well, I need to head to my BS Anonymous meeting. After I donated six ribs and my pain receptors I became a charter member of Beauty Sacrifices Anonymous.Headless Witch and I always hang out afterward. I tweezer fluff from her belly button and shave her toes. In exchange, she’s become quite the expert at using her feet to remove bark splinters from my back and buttocks.We meet in the forest. Come join us in your bikini. Or Active Wavelength Jogger pants are okay, too.© Jennifer J. McDougall 2021A huge thanks to <a href="">Christine Stevens </a>for always inspiring me!</article></body>

I Always Climb Trees In My Bikini, Don’t You?

Of course, it’s mainly for the sake of our planet

Don’t I look extremely comfortable? And, of course, super duper cute?

That’s because I am.

I don’t want to start a war or anything but I’m much more adorable than that camel-toed headless witch who gets all the modeling contracts for Active Wavelength Jogger pants.

I am The Woman Who Stands Like This

Standing with both feet flat makes me really uncomfortable. So I usually point one toe forward like this, lift my heel,…

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Even my boyfriend thinks so. And he should know – he’s dated both of us. He claims she’s become really egotistical since she donated her upper half to some Ugandan orphan. I’m not a biology major or anything but I think that’s a bit odd because isn’t your ego usually in your head?

Speaking of head.

Why do you think he dropped her like the titless mannequin she is? Lil Ms. Cute Toes can’t even offer him a fun little movie theatre hand job.

Sure she has an adorable butt. But, guess what? She’s so obsessed with it he wasn’t even allowed a mini swat, let alone any scrumptious munchin’ time.

Anyways, back to me and my resume skills.

I regularly climb trees in my bikini so tiptoeing through alligator feces to tan and stretch in this eco-threatened Mangrove is just second nature for me.

They’ve actually asked me to be the International Ambassador for the Mangrove Protection Society.

It’s a massive honor. Believe me, when I share that I’m still so reeling I can barely arch my back high enough to avoid the barnacles and the tree crabs. I’ll be like Pamela Lee Anderson except I won’t be kissing up to Putin for whales or stripping for frogs and bulls. Oh, and I’m minus the four husbands, blonde hair, and fake titties – though those are still on my birthday wish list, of course.

Did you know there are more than 85,000 square miles of Mangrove on our globe? That’s the size of Greece! I don’t know exactly where that is but I love love LOVE Stockard Channing and Olivia Newton-John so wherever it is has to be incredible!

Beauty — and rescuing our planet — has a cost and an odor, right?

There is a downside. I often smell like rotten eggs. Beauty – and rescuing our planet – has a cost and an odor, right? I mean, you can likely sniff out Headless Wonder from wherever you are in this universe. Not having arms and not being able to change out of those tights – well, let’s just say I’m a French field overflowing with lavender compared to her high-on-the-salmon-sniff-o-meter.

Well, I need to head to my BS Anonymous meeting. After I donated six ribs and my pain receptors I became a charter member of Beauty Sacrifices Anonymous.

Headless Witch and I always hang out afterward. I tweezer fluff from her belly button and shave her toes. In exchange, she’s become quite the expert at using her feet to remove bark splinters from my back and buttocks.

We meet in the forest. Come join us in your bikini. Or Active Wavelength Jogger pants are okay, too.

A huge thanks to Christine Stevens for always inspiring me!