How Trump Plans to Defeat China

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ways Trump plans to defeat China.</p><h1 id="ec49">Trump’s Plans to Defeat China include:</h1><ol><li>Send out a lot of Tweets containing jokes about Chinese people eating dogs.</li><li>Play a lot of golf.</li><li>Tell ordinary Americans they do not need manufacturing because we can buy everything we need at Walmart (WMT).</li><li>Stop reading those horrible intelligence reports that mention Chinese military expansion.</li><li>Learn about Chinese culture by watching old Charlie Chan movies.</li><li>Stop serving Chinese food at the White House.</li><li>Protect American Democracy from Chinese vote fraud by making paper ballots mandatory.</li><li>Defend American Democracy from China by banning mail-in voting and early voting.</li><li>Order the FBI to start arresting Chinese Americans for espionage to show how tough we are on China.</li><li>Order enormous amounts of Make America Great Again (MAGA) merchandise from China to sell to my marks, (oops supporters).</li><li>Settle our dispute with China by building a new Trump Casino in Macao.</li><li>Stop talking about that boring industrial policy stuff. Instead, spend all my time Tweeting about vote fraud and QANON.</li><li>Strengthen Am

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erican industry by encouraging Congress to give billionaires a massive tax cut. If we make the rich richer we will make America stronger.</li><li>Ignore Taiwan and hope it goes away.</li><li>Hope the American people are too stupid to notice when the Chinese invade Taiwan.</li><li>Hope some Chinese company gives Donald J. Trump Junior a high-paying job so I don’t have to support the nut anymore. Hmm, maybe Biden knows somebody who can help me with this…</li><li>Don’t talk about how the <a href="#:~:text=The%20People's%20Liberation%20Army%20Navy,two%20years%2C%20the%20report%20says.">People’s Liberation Army Navy’s (PLAN) fleet</a> is larger than the US Navy.</li><li>Instead, hope they postpone the Chinese invasion of Taiwan until after I leave office.</li><li>Hope the Indians, or the Australians, have enough ships to defend Taiwan from the PLAN.</li><li>Blame Biden, Democrats, crooked Hillary, and Fox News for America’s inability to defend Taiwan.</li></ol><p id="2086">So yes, Trump says he has many plans to defeat China. However, when we asked him about those plans. The Donald said, “excuse me I have something important to do now,” and left for the golf course.</p></article></body>

How Trump Plans to Defeat China

Many Americans believe failed President Donald J. Trump Sr. (R-Florida) can defeat the People’s Republic of China.

This belief is stupid because we cannot find any examples of Trump doing anything to strengthen America or counter Chinese expansion when he was president.

We asked Trump about this. The Donald responded, “I ordered McDonald’s instead of Chinese food when I was president. I also sent out some Tweets about the Kong Flu.”

However, our masters in Beijing think Trump was a great president and want him to have a second term. To accomplish that goal we shall list the ways Trump plans to defeat China.

Trump’s Plans to Defeat China include:

Send out a lot of Tweets containing jokes about Chinese people eating dogs.

Play a lot of golf.

Tell ordinary Americans they do not need manufacturing because we can buy everything we need at Walmart (WMT).

Stop reading those horrible intelligence reports that mention Chinese military expansion.

Learn about Chinese culture by watching old Charlie Chan movies.

Stop serving Chinese food at the White House.

Protect American Democracy from Chinese vote fraud by making paper ballots mandatory.

Defend American Democracy from China by banning mail-in voting and early voting.

Order the FBI to start arresting Chinese Americans for espionage to show how tough we are on China.

Order enormous amounts of Make America Great Again (MAGA) merchandise from China to sell to my marks, (oops supporters).

Settle our dispute with China by building a new Trump Casino in Macao.

Stop talking about that boring industrial policy stuff. Instead, spend all my time Tweeting about vote fraud and QANON.

Strengthen American industry by encouraging Congress to give billionaires a massive tax cut. If we make the rich richer we will make America stronger.

Ignore Taiwan and hope it goes away.

Hope the American people are too stupid to notice when the Chinese invade Taiwan.

Hope some Chinese company gives Donald J. Trump Junior a high-paying job so I don’t have to support the nut anymore. Hmm, maybe Biden knows somebody who can help me with this…

Don’t talk about how the People’s Liberation Army Navy’s (PLAN) fleet is larger than the US Navy.

Instead, hope they postpone the Chinese invasion of Taiwan until after I leave office.

Hope the Indians, or the Australians, have enough ships to defend Taiwan from the PLAN.

Blame Biden, Democrats, crooked Hillary, and Fox News for America’s inability to defend Taiwan.

So yes, Trump says he has many plans to defeat China. However, when we asked him about those plans. The Donald said, “excuse me I have something important to do now,” and left for the golf course.