How To Win Clicks and Infuriate People

Face it: Your content is only as good as the pretty, shiny face you put on it. You need a damn clickable photo if you want any kind of views or recommends or the ultimate life goal: Top Stories.

Here—in near haiku-like presentation (because it doesn’t matter what I write, you’ve probably already skipped down to ooh! pics!)—are the top photo types that will get people to click your post:(keeping them around is up to you, I can’t do ALL the work here!)

Cute animal, funny pose:

(I said “near haiku,” stop counting syllables, nerd!)

Writing desk, bird’s-eye view:

Various instruments of writing:

Room interior featuring coffee:

Gadgets, handheld or other:

Photo of famous person:

Person “inspired” by sunset:

Look at you, you made it. You sure did a lot of scrolling. Sticker for you!

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