How To Start Getting Paid For Your Writing

What I Wish I Knew When I Started Writing

Take a good look at that Supreme money shooter. It brings nostalgia to me personally. Remember the coupon machines that used to be in the grocery store? It is a little silly now that you think about how humans make decisions based on how much money we believe we are saving.

The reality is far from that. By purchasing more cans of chili beans, you are not saving money unless you are selling it in one way or another concoction. I have failed a thousand times at writing. To this day, I believe my most genuine work hides in the deepest and darkest archives of what used to be known as Xanga.

I would not earn any money from those articles, especially today.

I want you to get paid for your writing. Even if your writing is crap, regurgitated, or stolen, I am careless. I want you to get paid. Now let me ask you, what do you hate to do but; do you do it anyway?

If you answered: work or get a job, you are golden. Extra credit if your answer was blowjobs.

We hate to work. No more pussy footing around. Writers today are inspired by the idea of living in freedom. We are brainwashed by propaganda. To get paid for your writing, you must master this task. Get good at writing what you hate, but in a way that serves people that love what you hate.

For example, let’s pretend I’m Vegan and I am crazy about how Animal Lives Matter!

So after I finish eating my third avocado toast of the day, I seem to be getting traffic for an article I wrote called, “More Brocolli, Less Beef.” The audience filling the traffic is more likely to be people who eat meat. But who doesn’t eat meat? My “pretend” self is a Vegan, Animal Lives Matter! You read the comments of all these disgusting carnivores who agree and disagree with you. Should you follow up that article with, “No Beef, Only Brocolli, Animal lives matter!”

The algorithm gets get confused because things like pixels and cookies show that your readers don’t care much about Animal Lives Matter. I wouldn’t be surprised if 80% of your readers are hunters who love to eat the meat of deer they slaughtered and butchered themselves. Should I write about how I feel because it’s more important? Or should I put my beliefs aside and monetize their sins? Monetize it, then have yourself one of those tofu burgers to celebrate.

People don’t care about anything you like, support, or follow (unless they’re advertisers). Your daily scroller wants to click on its dopamine rush. Does it make me a hypocrite to write articles about the best steaks in Los Angeles even though I’m “allegedly” vegan? That’s like saying a priest can’t teach about hell because he decided to live for heaven. Writing is no different than going to work at some job you hate. You have a boss that never praises your work. Once in a while, you get a little more money. Probably because you worked overtime, the only thing you can think about at work is how much you wish you were somewhere else. Tell me, is there anything different?

Well, at work, at least you’re getting paid to daydream. Daydreaming doesn’t pay online. Hard work can never be substituted by anything less. You can have all the hacks, tools, masterclasses, plug-ins, data, and creativity.

You still will not make as much money as the writer who works hard. Writing is hard work because, to get paid, you must write about the things you despise. Believe it or not, you know more about the things you hate.

You desire to write about the things you love. Perhaps you could turn that around and start writing about what people love. Only then will you start getting money.

If you identify as lesbian, write two articles. Why I Love Pussy and second Why I Love Dick and Pussy. Which one do you think is going to get more clicks? Even though you do not love dick, dick is what pays the bills.

That is a rising trend right now on the hub. Clickbait titles such as “Lesbian girl tries dick first time. LOVES IT!” Even those content creators are following the same principle.

Yours truly,

Joseph Mayuyo.

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