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loyees. It will set their minds off the main purpose of asset protection.This is where you now release your secret weapon.The Woman.She will distract the guards further; and even seduce them into putting the money in the bags for you. If she wants, she will have the entire facility on lockdown in a matter of seconds by declaring false promises to a hypnotised room of love-struck men. All you really need is a Woman to be honest; is there anything a Woman can’t do?That’s right; up until now, I have basically waffled on about robbing banks the Mr. Bean way. The real power to accomplishing, even the biggest heists you can think of, are in the power of a Woman; more specifically, the power a Woman has over a Man.The art of seduction is probably the most effective weapon to pull off almost any heist in history:“You want to know secrets about the enemy, no problem, send a Woman.”“You want to persuade someone to give you whatever you might desire from them, no problem, send a Woman.”“You want to rob a bank, no problem, send a Woman.”Did you know; men are 48% more likely to fall in love at the first sight, and this is heightened if you put a beautiful women like Emma Watson, Angelina Jolie, or <a href="undefined">Normal Earthling</a> in front of them.There is whole science behind the use of seduction as a form of espionage. If you research, it won’t take long before you come across thousands of intelligence missions where women were used to gain valuable intel, break down the mental shield of the enemy, and cause downright havoc to the life of the poor victim.But why is it so effective?The

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Qur’an sheds some light on this yet again in Chapter 3, Verse 14:<blockquote id="95ce">“Decked out fair to men is the love of lusts — Women, Sons, Hoards of Gold and Silver, Horses of mark, cattle and Well-Tilled Land. That is the enjoyment of the present life; but with God lies the fairest resort.”</blockquote>God mentions among the things He has made pleasing to man, that the Woman lies at the top of the list, and I can attest to this fact. The number one thing a man wants in this life is a beautiful woman, or his ideal woman, which is subjective to the male in question.But in any case, it has been built in to the very nature of Man. This means his greatest weakness is indeed the Woman. This is why using Women as a form of military weaponry works so well. It is why countless Men of tremendous power have fallen because of the influence of a Woman. The most famous examples I could draft up are as follows:<ul><li>Bill Clinton / Monica Lewinsky</li><li>Louis XVI of France / Marie Antoinette</li><li>Edward VIII of the UK / Wallis Simpson</li><li>Benedict Arnold / Peggy Shippen</li><li>Mark Antony / Cleopatra</li><li>King Arthur / Morgana Lefay</li><li>Lancelot / Guinevere</li><li>Samson / Delilah</li><li>Menelaus and Paris / Helen of Troy</li></ul>Prophet Joseph was an example of a Man who resisted his deepest desire, and we all know what he went onto becoming. The second most powerful man in all of Egypt — Woah.I hope you enjoyed this article. Before you go, look behind — not yet though. Do it five seconds after you finish reading this. There’s a human there, or you’ll probably see the back of your seat, or even a wall. When you do look, give yourself a pat on the back. You are friggin’ awesome!</article></body>

How to Rob a Bank the Mr. Bean Way

Make sure you have a Teddy

This is a serious post for those who are ready to undergo a heist of epic drama and excitement. I would naturally want a 20% cut at the end, but we’ll save that “hoo-hah” for when you’ve completed the mission.

The Mr. Bean method is a highly sophisticated means of “borrowing” money from the bank, created by the one and only Bean himself.

For this operation, you will need:

A Banana
A Pen
A Wig
A Woman
A Getaway Mini.
A Ski Mask
A Teddy

First thing is always first; you need to get to a rooftop that is situated opposite the target bank. Now take the banana out and trust me on this, it might be a little absurd, but this is the Bean way.

Eat it… Eat the banana until it’s finished — that’s your getaway energy right there.

Now put the wig on your head, preferably an Einstein type wig that covers half your face. The Pen is in case anything important needs to be jotted down, like codes or other information, so keep that on your person.

Have the Ski-Mask ready for when you depart the scene, and the Duck is there for distraction. When you are ready; release the Duck into the bank — subtly of course.

The Duck will be the first course of distraction for the employees. It will set their minds off the main purpose of asset protection.

This is where you now release your secret weapon.

The Woman.

She will distract the guards further; and even seduce them into putting the money in the bags for you. If she wants, she will have the entire facility on lockdown in a matter of seconds by declaring false promises to a hypnotised room of love-struck men. All you really need is a Woman to be honest; is there anything a Woman can’t do?

That’s right; up until now, I have basically waffled on about robbing banks the Mr. Bean way. The real power to accomplishing, even the biggest heists you can think of, are in the power of a Woman; more specifically, the power a Woman has over a Man.

The art of seduction is probably the most effective weapon to pull off almost any heist in history:

“You want to know secrets about the enemy, no problem, send a Woman.”

“You want to persuade someone to give you whatever you might desire from them, no problem, send a Woman.”

“You want to rob a bank, no problem, send a Woman.”

Did you know; men are 48% more likely to fall in love at the first sight, and this is heightened if you put a beautiful women like Emma Watson, Angelina Jolie, or Normal Earthling in front of them.

There is whole science behind the use of seduction as a form of espionage. If you research, it won’t take long before you come across thousands of intelligence missions where women were used to gain valuable intel, break down the mental shield of the enemy, and cause downright havoc to the life of the poor victim.

But why is it so effective?

The Qur’an sheds some light on this yet again in Chapter 3, Verse 14:

“Decked out fair to men is the love of lusts — Women, Sons, Hoards of Gold and Silver, Horses of mark, cattle and Well-Tilled Land. That is the enjoyment of the present life; but with God lies the fairest resort.”

God mentions among the things He has made pleasing to man, that the Woman lies at the top of the list, and I can attest to this fact. The number one thing a man wants in this life is a beautiful woman, or his ideal woman, which is subjective to the male in question.

But in any case, it has been built in to the very nature of Man. This means his greatest weakness is indeed the Woman. This is why using Women as a form of military weaponry works so well. It is why countless Men of tremendous power have fallen because of the influence of a Woman. The most famous examples I could draft up are as follows:

Bill Clinton / Monica Lewinsky
Louis XVI of France / Marie Antoinette
Edward VIII of the UK / Wallis Simpson
Benedict Arnold / Peggy Shippen
Mark Antony / Cleopatra
King Arthur / Morgana Lefay
Lancelot / Guinevere
Samson / Delilah
Menelaus and Paris / Helen of Troy

Prophet Joseph was an example of a Man who resisted his deepest desire, and we all know what he went onto becoming. The second most powerful man in all of Egypt — Woah.

I hope you enjoyed this article. Before you go, look behind — not yet though. Do it five seconds after you finish reading this. There’s a human there, or you’ll probably see the back of your seat, or even a wall. When you do look, give yourself a pat on the back. You are friggin’ awesome!