How To Make Scrambled Eggs
Experts Version and Jessica’s Version. Mine Has Hot Sauce Which Makes Me The Winner.
You came here because you need to know how to make scrambled eggs.
Congratulations.
Pretty hard to fuck this one up. I like mine with cheese sprinkled in because I’m extra AF.
The experts cook their scrambled eggs one way so I will list those steps but I do mine differently so I will give you that option as well.
Things You Will Need:
- Non stick Skillet
- Stove
- Spatula
- Plate
- Butter
- Eggs
For Jessica’s Version You Will Also Need:
- Hot sauce
- shredded cheese
- Country Crock
- bowl
- fork
- salt
- pepper
- garlic powder
- red pepper flakes
How To Make Scrambled Eggs: The Expert Version:
- . Heat skillet over medium heat. Add butter.
- Crack two eggs onto skillet.
- Mix around using spatula. Add a little salt.
- Remove before you think eggs are done as they will continue to cook after being removed from heat.
How To Make Scrambled Eggs: Jessica’s Version
- . Heat skillet over medium heat. Add Country Crock butter which isn’t actually butter.
- Crack two or three eggs into bowl. Add two splashes of milk, salt, pepper, garlic powder, and chili flakes. Add shredded cheese.
- Use fork to stir eggs until yolk is spread evenly throughout bowl. Yes, use a fork. Why do I use a fork instead of a whisk? Because I grew up kinda poor. We didn’t have fucking whisks. Use a fork.
- Pour mixture onto skillet.
- Mix around with the spatula (flippy turning thing). Until done.
- Remove from heat.
- Serve with hot sauce of your choice. I recommend either Tapatio or Texas Pete.
As you can see, my way is far superior. I forgot to say exactly how long to cook the eggs because the cooking struggle can be real if you have never had to cook.
How Long Do You Cook Scrambled Eggs?
3–5 minutes depending on how done you want them. I like mine more done but everyone has their preference.
Remember, you cannot fuck up scrambled eggs unless you drop them in the floor or set them on fire.