How To Make 2,500 USD Every Month

Are you ready fellow wordsmiths to make some serious green?

Are you ready to buy the wife that weird chair she always wanted for some strange reason you are yet to understand?

Are you ready to turn your love of writing about how you can write about how to tell other people how to write to be more money bank make?

If the answer is yes, then you’re in the right place! Hold onto your fingernails Charlie Brownie because things might get wild.

I have been a medium Membership Partner in the Company for the last 4 months and have made a whopping 7 dollars. I feel, I am the right guy to guide you on your epic money making journey into the abyss of stately happiness with a Dutch Butler and at least two bathrooms.

Follow my steps. Floow them like they are breadcrumbs, leading you out of your petty life.

Step ONE!

Learn to write!

Step TOO!

Open and be welcome friend to the Medium Partnership. It is useful for collecting money.

Step TREE!

Open A Bank Account and have no criminal record in France.

Step FOUR!

Write an article about how you can make money on Medium even if you’ve never made money before.

Step FIVE

Go for a walk so you don’t get a blood clot or writer's block.

Bonus Step!

Like this 50 times, comment and read it for 12 minutes, and watch the dosh roll in.

No more cheap bog roll for this guy.

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