How To Increase Your IQ Level
A donkey helps me to sharpen my IQ.
Numbers matters. The number has its beauty everywhere from college to university to workplace. The more you have IQ level the more you will get attention. I’m planning to write my IQ score on my letter box so that people will imagine about me that how I think out of the letter box.
As per the last assessment, my IQ Level was 99.99, I could score 100 but when I was circling the last answer a mosquito jumped into my mouth. I have a problem I can’t write without opening my mouth. Until I forced the mosquito out from my mouth, the buzzer sounded and I left the last question unattended. When I appealed to the examiner to grant me 2 more minutes, she said I could not make any difference even I would have given more than two hours. Then I asked about her IQ, she told 98.8. I smiled and informed her that she and I belong to the same dumb- category.
If you are meeting me for second time then you know I have a donkey that loves me. His name is tiger. Tiger never makes mistakes and always remembers promises. Once I promised him to get him dry fruits, I forgot and carried cookies for him. He proved me a liar. I apologized. By the way, liars are fake apologizers.
Sometimes I feel jealous of my donkey who acts gently and maintains his dignity, if there was any way to measure his IQ, he would have overlapped me. I guess with my seventh sense that my Donkey Tiger’s IQ Level is 150.999. As he lives in the countryside with his cousins, I visit once a month. Tiger helped me to open my eyes, generally, we think a donkey is dumb, they are not dumb, they work hard, they are loyal, you might also hear a loyal person sometimes is called donkey by his peers. My donkey is smart and intelligent. I learn always something new when I meet him. Yesterday I met him and focused on his gesture and attitude and intelligence to enhance my IQ.
My donkey does not like violence. whenever a fly sits on his back he doesn’t kill it with his tail, instead, he vibrates his back to keep the flies away. Some people are annoying me like the fly so I need to get rid of them without hurting them.
Tiger is the only donkey that can open the door of their hut after pulling the rope which hangs with it. And he is the only donkey among his cousins who opens the door and he never forces others to open it. Here I have learned if I’m able to do something among the folks I should do it without waiting for others to do it.
Tiger also carries the load smartly. He walks neither fast nor slow, he is always steady, he takes breaks, and accomplishes his task before ETA. I observe this quality in him and I try to work smart but I can’t because my brain works like a vagabond and always gets hanged in the middle of a process. Tiger also cleans his poop, he picks the water hose to wash the poop away. His cousins can’t clean their poop. Here I will not say anything because cleaning poop is not a big deal for me.
I’m proud of my donkey and learning a lot from him every time I visit him. I wonder if a donkey is so smart then why I’m not a smart person even if I use a smart cellphone, smart headphone, smartwatch, smart TV, smart washroom. But I’m not at all ashamed to learn some new skills and learn to think differently from my donkey because I’m improving my IQ rapidly.
Note: This is a work of Humour.
Thank you for reading. Riaz. February-2022.