How to Increase Your Earnings on Medium
The easy way to the top in a short time
HUMOR/SATIRE
You want to increase your earnings on this platform. It is doable.
Some high-earning writers advise you to be consistent. They advise newbie writers to choose good topics, write good headlines, and submit their articles to the right publications.
You have read all those articles. You have done all of that, but nothing seems to work. You are still stuck on $2 as your monthly earnings.
You are no longer optimistic about writing. You have considered quitting — giving up writing on medium.
I fear these top writers might be right. Please give yourself a chance. Write, publish, repeat. The only downside is that patience is highly needed.
However, if you want quick success, I have some easy strategies you can adopt.
Earning $5 to $8 every month was embarrassing for me, but luckily, I found a way to turn that into $25k in earnings.
How my life changed
I appeared in TIME magazine, and Elon Musk tweeted about it. I was in Doctor Strange 2 in the multiverse of madness. TMZ leaked my video where I was singing to Don’t You — by Taylor Swift.
Currently, I’m working on an online course. I hope you will all buy it.
Easy strategies to increase your earnings
Like me, you find writing exhausting. You have no time to write at least 3–5 days a week. I completely understand.
Steal my strategies and see your life change. You can write one article a month and still increase your earnings.
- Become like Elon Musk. Read two tweets from Elon Musk every day. He is a billionaire and still finds time to tweet. Adopt this productivity tip and start tweeting like him. The algorithm will think you are Elon.
- Practice writing your name. When you write your name often, you will learn to love yourself. You will become confident.
- Tag every top writer in your article. I mean, write the names of writers with over 500 followers. They will be so happy. I’m sure they will clap, read and respond.
- Pay better writers to write for you. You have no time to write. It’s a burden to write an article every two days. The easiest way to achieve success in a short time is to give a chance to other writers. Contact high-earning writers to write for you. In return, pay them 5% of your earnings which is more than they get paid on Fiverr.
Steal my strategies today and see your life change!
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