How To Elevate Through Dates

Humor with rumors

Ok, I will get straight to the point here so that you don’t need to fast-scroll until you see the mysterious ways!

Here are some rules on how you can improve your dating and elevate through them:

Rule number one — and the most important one!

STALKING

Yes, you read that right, you better stalk that girl/boy from the very beginning, what music did she share? What memes did she over-share? What kind of pictures is she posting? How many likes is she getting from every post? What kind of comments is she into? What are her answers to her comments? Did she give smart answers or she just replied with useless emoticons?

You better stalk every inch of her social media and gather as much information as you can, yes, that’s true, it will definitely boost your social skills when she’ll see you have the same taste in music and you have the same favorite song she shared 7 years ago, she will be overwhelmed with emotions and almost, almost, jump straight on you, but not before reading rule number two!

Rule number two — a very important one as well!

MORE STALKING.

Now it’s time to take things to the next level, if you luckily have her phone number, start calling her with unknown numbers, see her reactions, is she answering her phone? If yes, how is her voice? Is it sweet? Would you like to hear that voice in your head for the next years? Try to piss her off, see how does her voice sounds when she’s angry? How many decibels does her voice sound have? Calculate that, mathematics is helpful for the relationship.

You can also start following her, what kind of food is she buying? Where does she go shopping? How does she walk? Would you like to have her walking beside you like that? Analyze everything and calculate your possibilities, you will boost your confidence even more.

Rule number three now, importance at its best!

BE YOURSELF

I’d recommend stalking yourself and every book you can read to gain confidence and have lots more subjects to talk about rather than stalking her, but that was actually a good imagination, I almost fooled myself as well.

I hope you guys will get the humor and select what’s best for you! Much appreciation to everyone and this prompt.