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How to Build a Massive Hospital in 10 Days: Fighting the Coronavirus
How to build a huge hospital in 12 easy steps
With the coronavirus raging around Wuhan, the Chinese Communist Party is mobilizing their workforce in an insane way.
The goal: Build a 1000 bed hospital on a 269,000 square feet plot of land — in only 6 days.
UPDATE: It took them a prolonged 10 days in the end.
That’s almost the size of 5 football fields, with who knows how many floors.
So, how can they pull off such an amazing feat?
How to build a hospital in 6 days in 12 easy steps:
- Have a government with dictatorial authority
- Have a complete lack of properly enforced building codes and safety measures
- Use experience gained from the last time they built a hospital in a halfhearted 7 days to combat SARS in 2003
- Mobilize 4,000–7,000 workers using top-down authority and make them work day and night until completion
- Have a construction workforce where only 17.4% of workers have a contract — while using shell companies to protect project developers from workplace-injury lawsuits
- Pay those same construction workers only $726 USD a month for 6–7 day work weeks
- If costs get too high, just withhold construction worker pay for upwards of a year
- Do not worry about labor protests — or any protests for that matter — even if they occur more than 180,000 times per year across the country
- Take any land that you want to build on, even if its from 43% of rural villagers
- Use technology worth $225 to $600 billion per year stolen from Western countries to build the hospital
- Advertise your amazing success and enforce CCP indoctrination across the entire education system so that future generations will continue to love the government
- Have the main idea be enforced by a president-for-life
Easy, right?