Coronavirus Christmas
How Santa Got His Coronavirus Vaccine Before Christmas
Thanks to a little boy who may have saved Christmas
Children worldwide showed concern about Santa getting infected with Coronavirus before Christmas. This would be a worst-case scenario, as all the elves might also have to go into quarantine, along with Santa and Mrs. Claus.
What about Santa’s reindeer, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and good old Rudolph? Unfortunately, there aren’t enough peer-reviewed studies about the possibility of contagion between Santa, elves, and reindeer.
Thus, the young ones were having trouble sleeping with their little hearts hacking from distress: — What if Santa gets sick? The dreadful idea haunting a lot of children’s minds.
Letters to Pfizer
Aspiring 6-year-old writer Calum Thornhill was among the concerned younglings who wrote to Pfizer CEO asking for a shipment of coronavirus vaccines to be delivered to the North Pole.
Dear Pfizer, I heard you made a new vaccine for coronavirus. Good job. Can you please send some to the North Pole for Santa and his elves? Please. We want to save Christmas and make all the kids happy.
Little Calum from Glanmire, Ireland, got a reply from Pfizers CEO:
To Finn and Callum, who sent these letters, you are kind, compassionate and thoughtful young boys, and I want you to know that we are doing everything we can to help bring hope to people around the world. And we will make sure to take care of Santa and his elves, too. — Albert Bourla, CEO Pfizer
Then Santa himself took the fast lane to the Sarsfield Hurling Club, in Glanmire, to meet with Callum and confirm that Pfizer had already made sure everyone back at the North Pole got the vaccine in time for Christmas.
No problem with deep freezing back home, Santa’s cold storage facilities can easily keep the vaccine at minus 70 degrees, and everyone will get their second shot by mid-January 2021.
A word of advice from Santa
Even after he got vaccinated, Santy followed all safety measures concerning respiratory etiquette and wore a mask while circumnavigating the planet. No sightings have been reported; thus, Santa did a tremendous job cloaking himself and upholding social distancing once again. Well done, Santy!
Santa Claus is now safely back home with Mrs. Claus, the elves, and the reindeer hard at work and already planning for Christmas 2021.
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