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This Is How Much YouTube Paid Me For 20 Million Views
The answer might surprise you…

I have a confession.
Making a full-time income from YouTube is difficult. Or at least, it was tough for me. Despite being friends with YouTubers that have millions of subscribers, I found it hard to grow my channel.
But one day, I uploaded a video that received over 20 million views. It was a life-changing moment. Every time I refreshed the page, the view count increased by several thousand. I was in shock.
After a while, I checked my YouTube creator dashboard and realized there was a massive problem: I forgot to monetize the video.
Here’s what happened next:
I Spoke To A Friend Who Works At YouTube And Asked For Help
I love having buddies who work at social media platforms. They’ll happily boost my channel’s ranking in the algorithm and do lots of other things that increase my visibility on YouTube.
Anyway, I asked my friend to retrospectively add earnings to a video that wasn’t even monetized at the time it received millions of views. But despite being sympathetic to my cause, he said there was nothing he could do — without losing his job.
That sucked.
Of course, I was frustrated that I wouldn’t receive a paycheck for $12,000. However, I understood my friend’s rationale for not secretly adding revenue to my account. So, I picked up the phone and did what any other content creator would do in my situation.
I Phoned The CEO Of YouTube And Said “Pretty Please”
Surprisingly, Susan Wojcicki was more than happy to oblige.
Susan said my videos were “so damn good” and asked her assistant to write a $12,000 check as a token of appreciation for all of my hard work as a content creator. Although deep down, I’m pretty sure she just wanted me to stay on the platform since my videos are currently responsible for 32% of YouTube’s ad revenue.
A few days later, I received a check for $12,000 in the mail and cashed it in at my local bank. Then, I invested the entire amount in risky cryptocurrencies. “What could possibly go wrong?” It turns out quite a lot. The value of my investments dropped by 65% in less than a month. Oops.
Although I initially made nothing from my video with 20 million views, I eventually received a check for $12,000 thanks to a little bit of gentle persuasion. But after losing money from risky cryptocurrency investments, the final amount ended up being approximately $4,200.
Of course, making money as a content creator might seem difficult. But I’ve done it. Which means you can, as well. So what are you waiting for?
Start now.
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Important Disclaimer: This article is a joke, fictional, and for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t take it seriously. Therefore, it should not be considered business, financial, or legal advice.





