How Much Will You Suffer For (Ow!) Kitty Loves?

You are my precious kitty Needlefeets
You are my precious kitty Needlefeets
You are my precious kitty oh my goodness you’re so pretty
Yes you are my precious kitty Needlefeets
“Miette, do you want loooooves?” I pat my lap invitingly, and she jumps up because hell yes she wants loves. I start petting her. She settles in. I brace myself.
In Miette’s tiny little life, she has known nothing but love. Because of this, she does not know that claws are for hurting.
Claws, thinks Miette, are for happily kneading your lap. Why are you twitching? What does “ow” mean? Never mind, I am happy here. I am Miette.
And because this innocent, unreasonably beautiful little angel is on my lap, happily kneading away, I endure. Because I am giving loves, and so is she.
She is Miette.






